[here's Preston, still trying to get ketchup and mustard off his jacket.]
I have been asked by shift supervisor Steve at the Taco Triangle in the downtown area to deliver a message that any persons who have footage of the incident this afternoon that can be placed on 'youtube' are eligible for complementary tacos.
Hopefully the incident will not be repeated.
[ POLICE FILTER / STILL VIDEO ]
An individual who has identified himself as 'the Condiment King' is currently in holding for attempted robbery and assault. He appears to have some form of telekinetic control over edible substances.
[Preston gives up on his jacket and just lets it thunk down against a plastic bag.]
It poses no danger, but it's... annoying. Please deny any requests he makes for hot sauce packets.
[ooc: After
this log, in which Kai is amazing, and the Condiment King suffers the most anti-climatic arrest ever. Police folks, I hope this is okay/doin it rite??]