1st glass, brightly

[loltraitorlol]

[This is Starscream's comm, but the face looking at you through the video function isn't Starscream's. Well... On secon thought, it is, but the white hair, pale blue eyes, and extremely pale skin makes it hard to tell. Also the glasses.]
[When he speaks, he sounds NOTHING like the Starscream you know - his voice is quiet, soft, and pleasant,

Comments

[voice]

[loltraitorlol]

Ah, so you know me? ... do I know you?

... no matter. I have gathered such as I've seen other comments here. Am I to understand that this is an alternate universe, much like the one Cliffjumper originally hailed from?

[voice]

[loltraitorlol]

Quatre. A pleasure to meet you.

... I'm... gathering such. So this is a multiversal nexus - similar to the one that Skyfall and the others hailed from - and the Decepticons here...

There's no need to step around the issue. They're inversed from us, aren't they?

[voice]

[loltraitorlol]

That is extremely unfortunate. But apparently, I have been switched with him...?

No doubt for the best, that...

[voice]

[loltraitorlol]

I... well.

I've studied human physiology extensively, as well as their habits (dietary and otherwise), so... while this is awkward and will take some getting used to, I believe I know what to expect.

However... I'm. Not entirely certain where I am. Or where anything else is. Also, reading these communicators, it seems that I may have retained some of my modifications - powers, rather - but I've not the faintest idea on how to activate them.

... and I would like to see the nearest library. And perhaps scientific research facilities! And I would much like to see some of your museums, I couldn't fit in any save the Smithsonian's Udvar-Hazy before and -

... I get ahead of myself, I'm sorry, it's simply that. Ah...

[you can almost hear the blush]

Despite the inconvenience, this is terribly exciting.

[voice] :3

[loltraitorlol]

!

Yes! I am in an apartment, and...

ohmygoodness that is a park. And that... must be the Metropolitan, I have heard of it! How marvelous!

... I wonder where my mirror keeps his house keys...

[voice]

[loltraitorlol]

[derp derp derp ah HAH.]

...

[and finds his wallet]

good gracious he has a lot of money.

Thank you very much, Quatre. ... do you think, perhaps, we might have lunch sometime? I am afraid that for all my knowledge, I don't know as much about human cuisine as I should. And I'd very much like to learn more...

Taste! Human taste, I wonder, oh my.

[voice]

[loltraitorlol]

[he would. and that's the scary thing]

Oh, while my good friend happens to love pizza, I, personally, have had other ideas.

Lebanese food, for instance, sounds marvelous; as does white wine. And perhaps sushi!

[sounds of opening the door, closing, and locking it, and then someone descending stairs]

[yes he's talking on the comm while walking he doesn't want to be alone :\ ]

[voice]

[loltraitorlol]

I've sadly never been there myself - the Middle East, that is. Though my friend Crasher saved the president of the Ottoman Confederacy once. She's actually an honorary citizen, now. I'll have to find one, and I'll look that up as well.