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hackeralastair in capeandcowl

No. 19 [text]

Feb 25, 2010 18:55

Just when I think I'm going to finally take a vacation and get the hell out of here.

"Snow-icane." Snow hurricane. Really? Really, news idiots?

I was all set to charter a plane and fly myself if I had to, just to get away, but the airports have cancelled all those flights.

God, I really hate this City some days.

Hiruma, enjoy the weather down

alastair | hacker

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[voice] allshock_notalk February 26 2010, 02:16:57 UTC

VACATION.
DESIRED LOCATION?

[voice] hackeralastair February 26 2010, 02:25:44 UTC

Somewhere warm, and not crowded, with a beach where I can get a tan and drink without anybody carding me.

...not that I don't have the proper ID, but it's less of a hassle that way.

[voice] allshock_notalk February 26 2010, 02:36:14 UTC

NOTED.

HN.

[voice] hackeralastair February 26 2010, 02:37:56 UTC

What. Why?

[voice] HE'S A STALKER. MUST MAKE SURE HUMAN FRIEND WILL BE SAFE. allshock_notalk February 26 2010, 02:38:47 UTC

CURIOUS.
THAT IS ALL.

[voice] lol safe yes, sane? questionable! hackeralastair February 26 2010, 02:41:50 UTC

Oh. Well.

...uh. How's things with....who or whatever he is now?

[voice] sanity is questionable all around. NOT REQUIRED. allshock_notalk February 26 2010, 02:50:17 UTC

SHOCKBLAST?

[voice] good point hackeralastair February 26 2010, 02:52:24 UTC

Yeah, him. What the hell happened, anyway - any ideas, or is this just another "blame it on the porter" day?

[voice] allshock_notalk February 26 2010, 02:54:00 UTC

SWITCHED WITH SHOCKWAVE.
VERY INCONVENIENT.

...
REMINDER.
HN.
QUESTION FOR YOU.

[voice] hackeralastair February 26 2010, 02:57:45 UTC

Switched, huh.

...yeah?

[voice // private] allshock_notalk February 26 2010, 03:10:51 UTC

...
...
...

QUERY.
ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH HOW TWO MALE HUMANS HAVE INTERCOURSE?

[voice // private] hackeralastair February 26 2010, 03:15:53 UTC

*loooooooong pause...

...and then he actually bursts out laughing for a second before clamping down on it*

Uh. Yeah. Very familiar.

[voice // private] allshock_notalk February 26 2010, 03:27:18 UTC

[IS VERY CONFUSED FOR A SECOND.]

...
I REQUIRE KNOWLEDGE ON THIS SUBJECT.

[voice // private] hackeralastair February 26 2010, 03:28:47 UTC

Whoa whoa wait...

...are you asking me how to do it?

[voice // private] allshock_notalk February 26 2010, 03:37:57 UTC

AFFIRMATIVE.

[voice // private] hackeralastair February 26 2010, 03:41:30 UTC

Oh.

Uh. Well. I've never had to explain it before. Um...okay maybe suggesting looking it up on the internet is also a bad idea...

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