No. 19 [text]

[hackeralastair]

Just when I think I'm going to finally take a vacation and get the hell out of here.

"Snow-icane." Snow hurricane. Really? Really, news idiots?

I was all set to charter a plane and fly myself if I had to, just to get away, but the airports have cancelled all those flights.

God, I really hate this City some days.

Hiruma, enjoy the weather down

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[grenadeball]

I'M WOLF BLITZER, SON OF THIRTY DEVILS AND THIRTY ANGELS, CAUGHT IN AN ETERNAL WALK TO BALANCE MY PRIMAL INSTINCTS, THUS CONVERTING MYSELF TO A PHILOSOPHY OF UTTER BLANDNESS IN ORDER TO KEEP THE WORLD FROM EXPLODING FROM MY DIVINE-DAMNED NATURE

IN THE SITUATION ROOM

REPORTING HERE, LIVE, ON THIS 'SNOW-ICANE'

WE NOW GO TO DON LEMON WHO WOULD DRESS LIKE A DOG AND THROW HIMSELF DOWN STAIRS IF WE TOLD HIM TO, IN THE CITY

DON?



WOLF, I'M HERE IN THE CITY, AND I FEAR FOR MY SAFETY, CAN I COME BACK HOME YET



NO



OH

WELL, UH

THERE'S AN AWFUL LOT OF SNOW

I CAN'T FEEL MY THUMBS

THERE'S NOT EVEN A CAMERA MAN HERE

I'M SO ALONE, WOLF

SO ALONE



THANKS FOR THAT REPORT DON, WE'LL MAKE SURE TO GET BACK TO YOU

MAYBE

UP NEXT WE HAVE JACK CAFFERTY -



I EAT BITTERNESS AND SHIT HATRED FOR ALL THINGS RETARDED

SPEAKING OF, 'SNOWICANE', ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, I WILL PERSONALLY BEAT YOU UNTIL YOUR BRAINS REACTIVATE AND YOU LEARN HOW TO TALK LIKE FUNCTIONING HUMAN ADULTS AGAIN



AND SOLEDAD O'BRIEN



Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.



MEANWHILE, OVER AT MSNBC:



BLACK CHERRY SODA IS THE ULTIMATE IN TASTE AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE IN A STEEL CAGE MATCH WHO DISAGREES

YOUR ASS VS. ME, CHRIS MATTHEWS, UFC 100 AND WHATEVER

I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY VAUNTED FINE-TUNED SCREAMING FOCUSED MARTIAL ARTS

UP NEXT: MICHELLE MALKIN SAYS OBAMA IS A SECRET CHINESE HOMOSEXUAL

YER WATCHIN' HARDBALL

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[hackeralastair]

........my thoughts exactly. Thanks Tank.