Series XXX - Voice

[ajrimmer_ssc]

So is it really true that we're all being kidnapped here by a rogue AI, or are certain people just feeding me a line of bull end-product? Or perhaps I could just speak to anybody who supposedly "knows" me, if I've allegedly been here for the better part of a year. Come on, then, let's hear it. I want independent confirmation.

Or, failing that, the number to the nearest British Consulate. Or the police, if they're available.

((All replies voice; he can't touch the comm to turn on video or type text. Lister rigged his comm to be voice activated for voice replies only.))