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[BUT The following people get hand-made valentines in the style of Japanese woodblock prints, delivered by green doves. He manages a pretty good approximation of Hiroshige's style, complete with those trademark gradients. Also most of them have nothing to do with the holiday but go figure, any excuse to send pretty cards.]
Guy Gardener gets one with two samurai (obviously Kyle and Guy in samurai gear) riding a triceratops through an army of ninjas. There is an astronaut in the background, because he could. It reads: "Happy Valentine's, bro! May it be awesome."
Iolande gets one with a lovely young Japanese noblewoman and a samurai on the back of... a unicorn. Okay, it's a Kirin. They are riding through the snow. "Have a magical valentine's day"
Donna Troy gets a cute one of a young warrior-priestess under a cherry tree doing a painting of a mountain while a warrior monk in the background looks on. "Happy Valentine's Day, Donna. &hearts"
Kitty Pryde gets one with a samurai holding an umbrella for a young woman to keep the snow off of her. "Happy Valentine's Day, Kitty &hearts"
Salaak doesn't get so much a card as he actually gets a brochure about how this holiday is actually the feast of Saints Cyril and Methodius, the inventors of the Cyrillic alphabet. "Salaak - I figured this holiday wasn't your thing, so have a nice story about two guys who invented an alphabet, brought literacy to Eastern Europe. I suggest celebrating by reading some books and trying to forget about how everything is pink."
Saint Walker gets one of two ascetics sitting on top of a mountain with , watching the snow fall. "Happy Valentine's Day!"
Raven gets one of two white peacocks sitting in the snow. "Happy Valentine's Day, Raven!"
[ooc: if I forgot someone just. poke me and I'll make something up for you?]
Guy Gardener gets one with two samurai (obviously Kyle and Guy in samurai gear) riding a triceratops through an army of ninjas. There is an astronaut in the background, because he could. It reads: "Happy Valentine's, bro! May it be awesome."
Iolande gets one with a lovely young Japanese noblewoman and a samurai on the back of... a unicorn. Okay, it's a Kirin. They are riding through the snow. "Have a magical valentine's day"
Donna Troy gets a cute one of a young warrior-priestess under a cherry tree doing a painting of a mountain while a warrior monk in the background looks on. "Happy Valentine's Day, Donna. &hearts"
Kitty Pryde gets one with a samurai holding an umbrella for a young woman to keep the snow off of her. "Happy Valentine's Day, Kitty &hearts"
Salaak doesn't get so much a card as he actually gets a brochure about how this holiday is actually the feast of Saints Cyril and Methodius, the inventors of the Cyrillic alphabet. "Salaak - I figured this holiday wasn't your thing, so have a nice story about two guys who invented an alphabet, brought literacy to Eastern Europe. I suggest celebrating by reading some books and trying to forget about how everything is pink."
Saint Walker gets one of two ascetics sitting on top of a mountain with , watching the snow fall. "Happy Valentine's Day!"
Raven gets one of two white peacocks sitting in the snow. "Happy Valentine's Day, Raven!"
[ooc: if I forgot someone just. poke me and I'll make something up for you?]