[ white communicator; voice ]
Yanno, th' day ain't all about romantic love an whatnot. S'just a festival, really: a day t'celebrate those ya know, those that've passed, and those ya might meet sometime in th'future. Ya celebrate goodness'n'brotherhood, not jus' whose knickers ya might be gettin' inta.
[ A soft chuckle. ]
--So, that said, I guess I gotta ask somethin' t'get your minds off what ya don't have, right?
Alright, here goes: what was your first kiss like? Wet? Messy? Perfect?
Mine got stolen by a butterfly. Was nice, for awhile.