first measure [video, to be sure]

[aminorcriminal]

[you might not expect someone proclaiming their mastery over an entire city in song to be so confident about it, but the man in the wraparound music-note shades doesn’t seem at all nervous.  he belts out the tunes with the assurance of someone who trusts his a capella commands will be obeyed.]

A brand new city, and a brand new world,
A brand new plot

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[voice]

[feed_me_plz]

You ain't half bad, boy~

[voice]

[aminorcriminal]

...Yes, of course! Thank you, you're too..

Kind.

[what is up with these people]

[voice]

[feed_me_plz]

Soooooo...ya want money? Good luck with that boy, all them heroes in this here City are gonna try to kick yer ass fer sayin' shit like that.

At least, they'll try to kick yer ass.

But Iiiiii might be willin' to help~

[voice]

[aminorcriminal]

Heroes? Right. Those--
I'd hardly expected any foes...

[pause.] Help how?

[voice]

[feed_me_plz]

[cue...SONG]

"Would you like a Cadillac car?
Or a guest shot on Jack Paar?
How about a date with Hedy Lamarr?
You gonna git it.

If you want it, baby.

How'd you like to be a big wheel,
Dinin' out fer every meal?
I'm the plant that can make it all real
You gonna git it.

Hey I'm your genie, I'm your friend
I'm your willing slave
Take a chance, just feed me and
Ya know the kinda eats,
The kinda red hot treats
The kinda sticky licky sweets
I craaaaaaaaaave"

[voice]

[aminorcriminal]

Oho! Now we're talking!

My hungry friend, I could send
To you, all the food you can eat
If you can get me cash (with a little panache)
We could make a pair that can't be beat!

Food? Really? That's all?

[voice]

[feed_me_plz]

Mmmhmmm~

"Don't give me no sunlight,
Don't give me no rain,
I ain't gonna be happy,
'less you open a vein~
Just gimme a few drops,
An' that'll appease.
Now please, bleed for me."

'course, it don't have to be yer vein or yer blood.

Aaaaaaany blood'll do.

[voice]

[aminorcriminal]

If your promises are for real...
Then I think we have ourselves a deal.