001
[The camera turns on, Venkman squints at it a bit before realizing what it is. He's dressed in full Ghostbusters uniform, proton pack and all.]
The city. Is that what they're calling this place, now? Not to be argumentative, but New York City sounded a lot better. I mean, at least you couldn't confuse it with other cities.
And while we're discussing confusion. "Hero" is fine and all, but the name's Peter Venkman. Doctor Peter Venkman. Doctor Peter Venkman, your hero, is fine too. As long as we're being picky.
Now, someone has some real explaining to do. You don't just fall asleep and then wake up on the other side of town with some tiny, and basically futuristic communication device. Unless I was possessed, of course... and I don't really feel that post-possession numbness in my legs, so I'm going to guess that isn't why I'm here.
I'll tell you what, though. It's a good thing Egon wasn't in that big computer room, he might have tried to sleep with it. Speaking of...
[He whips out a retro-looking two-way radio, smacking it a few times before speaking into it.]
Ray, Egon, Winston... you there? We've got a bit of a situation here. Over.
The city. Is that what they're calling this place, now? Not to be argumentative, but New York City sounded a lot better. I mean, at least you couldn't confuse it with other cities.
And while we're discussing confusion. "Hero" is fine and all, but the name's Peter Venkman. Doctor Peter Venkman. Doctor Peter Venkman, your hero, is fine too. As long as we're being picky.
Now, someone has some real explaining to do. You don't just fall asleep and then wake up on the other side of town with some tiny, and basically futuristic communication device. Unless I was possessed, of course... and I don't really feel that post-possession numbness in my legs, so I'm going to guess that isn't why I'm here.
I'll tell you what, though. It's a good thing Egon wasn't in that big computer room, he might have tried to sleep with it. Speaking of...
[He whips out a retro-looking two-way radio, smacking it a few times before speaking into it.]
Ray, Egon, Winston... you there? We've got a bit of a situation here. Over.