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[werewalf]

[ Locked to Scott Summers ]

That job you offered me... it was awhile back--um, for teaching.  Is it still available?

[ /end lock ]

So, um--city!

This may seem like a really weird question, given that---well.  Um.

[ pauses ]

What are your thoughts on the paranormal?  Not like, you know, flying or being Superman and what not.  I mean, more along the lines

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[spadassin]

What kind of thoughts are you referring to?

[werewalf]

Just... you know. General opinions.

[spadassin]

First of all, not all supernatural beings are "creepy." Second, they are very real and should be respected. Many of them are quite old, and have experienced more history than the average human knows.

[werewalf]

[REALLY REALLY QUIETLY] Well that depends really, but--oh!

I didn't mean to insult anyone, really!

[spadassin]

I suppose not.

What is your opinion on the paranormal?

[werewalf]

[awkward crack in his voice, oh jorj]

I...

[pause]

... I try to stay open minded. You know.

[TRYING TO SOUND TTLY CHILL and is failing miserably]

[spadassin]

[CATCHES THAT. Sounds amused.]

And what about vampires, specifically?

[werewalf]

WELL. My best mate is--uh.

Uh. Sympathetic with vampires. You know the type. The trendy and edgy thing to do nowadays!

[ FAIL ALL OVER ]

[spadassin]

I see. But you did not answer my question.

[LOL'ING SO HARD]

[werewalf]

[ PAUSE ]

Well. I... hm.

I have a bit of a problem with their diet. You know. The whole... blood drinking from humans thing is kind of off-putting.

And they, WELL, I've heard they tend to be a bit biased about... things. Sometimes.

[spadassin]

I hope you know that not all vampires drink blood.

And what sort of things?

[werewalf]

They don't? I mean. I get the whole... rehab from human blood thing, but what about you know... rats and birds or whatever?

Um. Well.

[ FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ]

Just.

I... well.

It's complicated.

[ ???? NOT MAKING SENSE. ]

private.

[spadassin]

Personally, I am a vegetarian. I prefer other forms of sustenance.

private.

[werewalf]

[ deadpan ]

Wait.

I'm sorry?

We... we're talking about vegetarians now? Or, oh god, are you talking about what I THINK you're talking about?

private.

[spadassin]

[BLUNT]

I am a vampire. I am a vegetarian.

private.

[werewalf]

Oh my---

Oh my god.

[ SOUNDS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO PASS OUT ]

UM.

Well. That... that would explain your opinion then.

[ DEEP BREATH. hello first vampire he's met since he arrived ]