Fifth course [video]
[cue Sanji standing out on a busy corner somewhere as dusk falls, wrapped warmly in his wool coat and scarf and puffing away on a cigarette as he scowls into the video camera]
Of all the stupid things to get in the way of my grand plans to honor all the lovely women of the network! Phoenix? You know that primer in the local laws we were talking about the other day? This is what I mean. *big scowl* Where do they get off telling me it's illegal for someone my age to buy alcohol?
Do I look like a child? I'm almost twenty, and I have a job where I cook with wine every single day. And I'm not allowed to go into a store and buy the creme de menthe and coffee liqueurs I need for my truffles? This is madness! Completely ridiculous!
*HUGE put-upon sigh*
So does anybody want to help out the love-cook? I've got women who deserve the finest in flavored chocolate truffles, and I've got a lot of candy-making to do before this weekend. I really hate to have to make a request like this, but if someone of-age can waltz into a liquor store for me and get my cooking supplies, I'll be extremely grateful. Probably treat you to some of the chocolates, too.
[sudden mood-change one! to a huge grin and swooning, sing-song tone]
Because the ladies need their Valentines chocolates! I can't be late, I can't miss out on this opportunity! Who knows when another chance to show my love to all the fine women within earshot will come along? Ahh...
[sudden mood-change two! not glaring, but quite serious]
...oi. Koltira, or her ladyship if she's listening. One of you two want to explain to me why Link felt the need to flee for his life?
Of all the stupid things to get in the way of my grand plans to honor all the lovely women of the network! Phoenix? You know that primer in the local laws we were talking about the other day? This is what I mean. *big scowl* Where do they get off telling me it's illegal for someone my age to buy alcohol?
Do I look like a child? I'm almost twenty, and I have a job where I cook with wine every single day. And I'm not allowed to go into a store and buy the creme de menthe and coffee liqueurs I need for my truffles? This is madness! Completely ridiculous!
*HUGE put-upon sigh*
So does anybody want to help out the love-cook? I've got women who deserve the finest in flavored chocolate truffles, and I've got a lot of candy-making to do before this weekend. I really hate to have to make a request like this, but if someone of-age can waltz into a liquor store for me and get my cooking supplies, I'll be extremely grateful. Probably treat you to some of the chocolates, too.
[sudden mood-change one! to a huge grin and swooning, sing-song tone]
Because the ladies need their Valentines chocolates! I can't be late, I can't miss out on this opportunity! Who knows when another chance to show my love to all the fine women within earshot will come along? Ahh...
[sudden mood-change two! not glaring, but quite serious]
...oi. Koltira, or her ladyship if she's listening. One of you two want to explain to me why Link felt the need to flee for his life?