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[Video flicks on. There's a big ugly smear o' blood over about 1/3 of the lens, which itself is cracked and just generally messed up. OBVIOUSLY someone isn't taking care of the thing. Carnage - or rather, his arms and some tentacles - are seen. Holding a pigeon and twisting its head off. Then tossing it off the roof of whatever run-down building he's on.]
Haha, lookit 'im go!
[The bird flails around in the air before smashing head(OR RATHER STUMP OF A NECK)first into a window of a different building.]
Y'know, I tried cats 'n dogs 'n a buncha people first, but they just didn't give the effort them birdies do! Woo, yeah, this beats rotting in a prison cell for SURE. Hey, if I kill one'a you popular shitheads, will I get all my limbs ripped off, too? HEHEHEH. Sounds like a hell of a time! Oh, an' I want shock treatment again!
[He slides into full view of the camera, tapping his forehead dramatically]
Right in the frontal lobe! Fry that baby up! HAHAHAHAHA.
But f'real, are me 'n Clowny the only people who got backbones in this here City? Apparently I was ported out, an' you know, comin' back an' all, I was expectin' so much more! Chaos, destruction, murder 'n mayhem, blah blah. Where'd all fun motherfuckers run off to?!
... Oh and, whoever came across the trailer-mansion in the woods and torched it - I'MA FIND YOU AND TEAR YOUR SPINE OUT THROUGH YOUR ASS.
[VIDEO OFF, ALL REPLIES WILL BE VOICE]
Haha, lookit 'im go!
[The bird flails around in the air before smashing head(OR RATHER STUMP OF A NECK)first into a window of a different building.]
Y'know, I tried cats 'n dogs 'n a buncha people first, but they just didn't give the effort them birdies do! Woo, yeah, this beats rotting in a prison cell for SURE. Hey, if I kill one'a you popular shitheads, will I get all my limbs ripped off, too? HEHEHEH. Sounds like a hell of a time! Oh, an' I want shock treatment again!
[He slides into full view of the camera, tapping his forehead dramatically]
Right in the frontal lobe! Fry that baby up! HAHAHAHAHA.
But f'real, are me 'n Clowny the only people who got backbones in this here City? Apparently I was ported out, an' you know, comin' back an' all, I was expectin' so much more! Chaos, destruction, murder 'n mayhem, blah blah. Where'd all fun motherfuckers run off to?!
... Oh and, whoever came across the trailer-mansion in the woods and torched it - I'MA FIND YOU AND TEAR YOUR SPINE OUT THROUGH YOUR ASS.
[VIDEO OFF, ALL REPLIES WILL BE VOICE]