IT'S A VOICE POST

[antiduality]

[At first there is only laughter. Grating and loud, and somehow... hickish.

You can just tell.

The laughing downgrades to a creepy sort of giggle accompanied by a hard cracking sound, like cement getting smashed with something.]

Aw hell.

I missed alla you so much

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[grenadeball]

oh man

if i aimed REAL carefully once i'm done with this one

i could PROBABLY crash a whole spaceship into you

then when jet comes back she'd be forced to top that

[antiduality]

Jet? W--

Ah, right!

TRY IT, BITCH!

[grenadeball]

or i could do one better

yes

a meteor

[antiduality]

How 'bout 50 tentacles jammed down your throat, huh? Would I catch herpes that way? Heheh!

[grenadeball]

MAYBE!

oh man it occurs to me

that would be the easiest way to destroy you

diseases all running through your body

'GUYS I'D TOTALLY BE EVIL TODAY BUT I HAVE AIDS'

hahahahahahahaha

[antiduality]

So, what, gonna come at me with a buncha dirty needles?

[HEINOUS SNORT-LAUGHTER]

[grenadeball]

actually

you know what?

yes

yes i am

be right back, building a needle cannon

then checking around where the junkies throw their shit

[antiduality]

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT YA SKANK!

[boomboombatshit]

Hey.

MAYBE he could shove his tentacles down "YOUR THROAT."

And then he'd wind up in fucking AFRICA... and I'm pretty sure he doesn't know fuck shit about Africa and the secret trade routes and local lions or elephants to get the fuck out.

[antiduality]

Gettin' outta somewhere is easy. Y'just destroy everything in yer path.

Heh!

[boomboombatshit]

You dumb wanker. You can't destroy a desert.

[antiduality]

HELL YES YOU CAN!

[boomboombatshit]

WROOOOOOOOOOOOOONG. You'd just keep making more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes and more dunes.

[antiduality]

That all?

[boomboombatshit]

Yeah.

I was born weird.

My anus smells like tuna fish.

[antiduality]

You oughta get that checked out! S'probably gonorrhea! Skank.