[At first there is only laughter. Grating and loud, and somehow... hickish.
You can just tell.
The laughing downgrades to a creepy sort of giggle accompanied by a hard cracking sound, like cement getting smashed with something.]
Aw hell.
I missed alla you so much
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if i aimed REAL carefully once i'm done with this one
i could PROBABLY crash a whole spaceship into you
then when jet comes back she'd be forced to top that
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Ah, right!
TRY IT, BITCH!
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yes
a meteor
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oh man it occurs to me
that would be the easiest way to destroy you
diseases all running through your body
'GUYS I'D TOTALLY BE EVIL TODAY BUT I HAVE AIDS'
hahahahahahahaha
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[HEINOUS SNORT-LAUGHTER]
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you know what?
yes
yes i am
be right back, building a needle cannon
then checking around where the junkies throw their shit
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MAYBE he could shove his tentacles down "YOUR THROAT."
And then he'd wind up in fucking AFRICA... and I'm pretty sure he doesn't know fuck shit about Africa and the secret trade routes and local lions or elephants to get the fuck out.
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Heh!
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I was born weird.
My anus smells like tuna fish.
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