These eyes won't see the same, after I flip today [Voice]
[Device clicks on. tapping and static is heard]
Wha's all this? I jus' got some beaut tags and bonzer swag that looks like it coulda come out of some seventies sci fi toon from a cunt of a telly that... fuck, she can call me a hero any day. Wha's this place anyway? She said some city? Ehh... hope its not far from the tank. Wifey had me go on a beer run, and she promised a good rough shag if I came back in thirty minutes or less.
[There's a pause as he takes a sec to look around]
.... Not familiar. [heavy sigh] Well fucking hell... guess I'm goingg... [pause] That way looks good!
[Device clicks off for a few minutes only to be turned back on. He stretches his arms and scratches behind his ears. He burps and lets out a breath. Someone's been drinking and fast.]
Didn't find the tank but I found sha pub [Music is playing loud in the background, Booga laughs] ...'Parently I got a neat hat trick, whatever the sodding hell that means.[Rustling is heard... some people are gasping, others are cheering] Getting drinks for it, so I'll take it! [Another laugh, he slams a glass on a counter]
Shtarting to think I'm not in the goddamn outback anymore which is one hell of a pisser. [He groans] ...I'm never getting laid now. [He yells out to the crowd] Anyone got an effin' light? [click]
Wha's all this? I jus' got some beaut tags and bonzer swag that looks like it coulda come out of some seventies sci fi toon from a cunt of a telly that... fuck, she can call me a hero any day. Wha's this place anyway? She said some city? Ehh... hope its not far from the tank. Wifey had me go on a beer run, and she promised a good rough shag if I came back in thirty minutes or less.
[There's a pause as he takes a sec to look around]
.... Not familiar. [heavy sigh] Well fucking hell... guess I'm goingg... [pause] That way looks good!
[Device clicks off for a few minutes only to be turned back on. He stretches his arms and scratches behind his ears. He burps and lets out a breath. Someone's been drinking and fast.]
Didn't find the tank but I found sha pub [Music is playing loud in the background, Booga laughs] ...'Parently I got a neat hat trick, whatever the sodding hell that means.[Rustling is heard... some people are gasping, others are cheering] Getting drinks for it, so I'll take it! [Another laugh, he slams a glass on a counter]
Shtarting to think I'm not in the goddamn outback anymore which is one hell of a pisser. [He groans] ...I'm never getting laid now. [He yells out to the crowd] Anyone got an effin' light? [click]