[video] backdated to this morning derp

[dcushitkicker]

[The video clicks on and initially, the image flares red, unable to compensate for the bright glow of the man working the comm device. It focuses quickly, though, and it is very swiftly obvious that this is Guy Gardner working the comm... although definitely not the Guy who died days ago. He's still glowing green to some extent, but mostly he

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[itsprotocol]

[uuHHHHH WELL SHIT-]

[voice, with Guy screaming in the background]

[shinygreenjesus]

SALAAK COULD I HAVE SOME INFORMATION PRETTY PLEASE WHY IS HE RED AND VOMITING FIRE

voice.

[itsprotocol]

[k-kINDA DUMBFOUNDED:]

Red...[aHEM--] Red Lantern.

voice.

[shinygreenjesus]

Red now?! I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Uh, capabilities, strengths, weaknesse - WOAH HEY WH -

[brb, Guy's vomiting fire at him]

voice.

[shinygreenjesus]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OKAY THAT FIRE IS BAD. VERY BAD.

voice.

[itsprotocol]

[alkdfs OKAY I'M BACK IN BUSINESS SORRY ABOUT THAT MISTER HONOR GUARD.]

Lantern Rayner! Engage with extreme caution. Data on the Red Lanterns is limited--they. They are consumed by rage. Mindlessly so. Their acidic discharge can eat through your constructs if given the chance--

voice.

[shinygreenjesus]

[fleeeing so he can have a moment to maek strategy]

Understood! So, key is to not give them the chance Hooboy. Gonna try to contain him at least before he can do any damage!

voice.

[itsprotocol]

It is unlikely that you will be able to contain him on your own for long. Anything short of sciencell-level containment is--

[kflsd;klsfd.]

If you can. Take the fight away from the city until something more substan...

Voice;

[itwontbuzz]

Lantern Salaak, join me! He says he's near the porter.

Voice;

[itsprotocol]

I--[DON'T HAVE A RING BUT-]

Yes. Immediately.

Voice;

[itwontbuzz]

[MFAO I'LL PROTECT YOU HONEY]

Much obliged!

Voice;

[itsprotocol]

I require transport, Lantern Iolande--

Voice;

[itwontbuzz]

Oh! Of course. Whereabouts?

Voice;

[itsprotocol]

[huffpuff hang on stairs--]

I'll--be on the roof. Of our current residence--

Action!

[itwontbuzz]

[FLIES TO THE ROOF anxiously, is there in a couple of minutes.]

Action

[itsprotocol]

[hff hoo gOOD GRIEF TWO SECONDS TO BREATHE AFTER THAT IF YOU PLEA--I mean

hustling over to, disregarding formalities.]

Let's go.