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[youmakemesmall]

I decided to go to the bank at about 9:00 am this morning when I see this older gentlemen stumbling around the streets. I was concerned for his health so I went over to see what's wrong. It could have been a stroke, a heart attack-- you know. The usual things. Well, first off, he was drunk. At 9:00 am. Then, he started talking to me in Chinese. I

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[honorindeath]

The pickup line wasn't that bad.

[ voice ]

[youmakemesmall]

I think "Hey baby, I feel like eating Asian" is pretty----

---- you!!!!!!!!

[ voice ]

[honorindeath]

How can you be sure it was a pickup line?

I happen to like Asian.

[ voice ]

[youmakemesmall]

Call it a hunch.

[iron_fister]

... Uh.

Mind telling me what the guy looked like?

[iron_fister]

[B|]

Oh. Never mind.

[Trots up to above thread.]

[youmakemesmall]

Do you know him?

[iron_fister]

Unfortunately.

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[idateforsupper]

Men. You said it, honey.

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[youmakemesmall]

Seriously. You think after college they would get better. They only get worse.

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[idateforsupper]

Oh, totally. Nothing ever changes.

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[youmakemesmall]

Some boys don't become anything more than bigger boys.

[beargodjunior]

We're not all bad.

[youmakemesmall]

You Osborn men are at the top of my list of most troublesome men.

[beargodjunior]

What did I do?!

[youmakemesmall]

Remember a little broadcast you did?

Without me knowing?

Well, I know.

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[itwontbuzz]

Why would one stock any faith in men, particularly for satisfaction or happiness?

It is a rarity that an individual will respect you if they also see you as a sexual prospect. They may feign it, but pure and respectful thoughts are not innate; qualities such as this must be honed and trained. It seems most on this planet don't have that as a requirement.

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[youmakemesmall]

Well put. Wise words to live by.