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[imthefastest]

[ the video is unfocused, but you can see a blurry person in yellow and red and behind him is a small green blob, probably another person, they are looking at each other. ]

--ith you.

--ertia, you don't even-- [ the green figure disappears ] crap.

[ he turns back to the comm and there is mumbling. he adjusts the video and there is clarity! the

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[owwmyspine]

Whoa. Suddenly, Kid Flashes, hundreds of them. This is going to get confusing.

I don't know for sure how many of us are accounted for obviously, but. Blue Beetle here. The Teen Titan one, I mean. Hey.

[imthefastest]

Did I mention my evil twin from the future is here too? 'Cause he totally is.

We haven't met, or rather, I haven't met you. You met me, different ones, I'm not sure if that really counts though.

[owwmyspine]

...I almost thanked you for making my life more of a comic book, but considering all this? Not much of a change.

Yeah, uh. Let's just kind of...pretend that this makes sense. And that this is the first you I've met. How long've you been here?

[imthefastest]

This place is worse than a comic book.

Fifteen minutes, give or take a few.

[owwmyspine]

Fifteen minutes? And you figured out there were already a bunch of yous here before? That's some pretty epic speed-read research--

Well. I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Speedster.

[imthefastest]

I would have done it sooner but I was a little distracted.

[owwmyspine]

Evil clone from the future and all. Right. Makes perfect sense.

Anyway, we got a...well. I don't know what a full roster of Titans is like? But we got a bunch. Starfire, Beast Boy, a Robin (we had two or twenty or a zillion, but), Miss Martian, the other Kid Flash you know about already? A Speedy (who is not a speedster, which throws me off), Raven, aaand...

I think that's it. But I'm probably wrong. We gain and lose people like that machine's a revolving door or something.

[imthefastest]

It seems that way. I can't believe that it's been over a year and you guyse still haven't found a way back. I mean, you've got Batman here, you'd think he'd be able to find us a way out.

[owwmyspine]

In our defense? That machine's not designed to be taken over or replicated. If we're going back on our own, it'll probably be via an alternate route. And...I have no idea what that'd be.

[imthefastest]

Work in progress, huh? Guess there are no other options, it can't be helped. Thanks. So, is there anything else I should know about the porter or whatever while we're still on the topic?

[owwmyspine]

Yeah. Who or whatever's got control of it? Thinks it's hysterical to mess with people. Nobody knows how, but it can warp us. Swap powers, change ages...all this stupid crap.

[imthefastest]

Great, that sounds like fun. I like it here already.

[owwmyspine]

I'd tell you it could be worse, but I think the machine'll hear me.

But, really. It's got its good points. Like...well. Darth Vader was here for a bit. That was cool. And we still got an Obi-Wan and stuff.

[imthefastest]

Darth Vader, seriously? Do we have a Chewbacca? Please tell me we have a Chewbacca.

[owwmyspine]

If we do, guy hasn't figured out how to post yet.

[imthefastest]

Dang. This place would be infinitely better with one.