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Johnny, Angry Johnny, this is Jezebel in Hell//voice

Dec 01, 2009 17:51

Red, white, and baby blue striped turds spangled urine and morning sickness!
I seem to have found myself in a god awful rerun of Sliders and can't get out. Every time I bang on the glass to get out, some yank with a Jerry Seinfeld accent screams at me. I'm trapped in my goddamn tele for eternity ( Read more... )

† barney | n/a

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kingofrejects December 1 2009, 22:52:15 UTC

Oh, Khonshu.

You sound just like her.

boomboombatshit December 1 2009, 22:54:20 UTC

Nope. Jackie's got this itty bitty voice that sounds comparable to a pregnant grasshopper. It kind of turns me on and I get her to style my hair in ways you would never even dream of.

kingofrejects December 1 2009, 22:57:34 UTC

...No, actually. You sound worse.

Maybe not my business to ask, but. If I said that there was a lady in a tank that keeps ranting about music and poetry and getting in jail in this whacked-out City, would that mean anything to you?

/LOOKS DOWN AT THE BOTTOM THREAD THAR kingofrejects December 1 2009, 22:58:11 UTC

Oh. There's my answer.

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1/? grenadeball December 1 2009, 22:56:25 UTC

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

2/? grenadeball December 1 2009, 22:56:56 UTC

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

3/? grenadeball December 1 2009, 22:57:26 UTC

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

CK

DONE grenadeball December 1 2009, 22:57:52 UTC

BARNEY IS THAT YOU

THAT BETTER MOTHERFUCKING BE YOU

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bet_on_bolton December 1 2009, 23:50:43 UTC

You sure have a way with words.

boomboombatshit December 1 2009, 23:56:57 UTC

Thanks. I wanted to get a fancy sparkling degree signed by some fat likely-ex-rapist for writing but school's not really important in Australia.

bet_on_bolton December 2 2009, 00:00:03 UTC

It isn't? I guess sometimes work experience is just as important sometimes.

boomboombatshit December 2 2009, 00:07:09 UTC

No because nobody really cares about books in Australia anymore. Like down-to-earth deep shit. It has to have pictures and be under fifty pages probably for anyone to make sense of it.

Me and the girls went on an amazing journey to return one of the most brilliant books ever written to its proper tree-hugging-pacifist owner. There aren't a whole lot of them left.

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shockheadedpete December 2 2009, 00:25:51 UTC

You ain't on TV; you voice posted this. Video's the other button.

[ voice ] boomboombatshit December 2 2009, 00:40:57 UTC

Stop asking to see my tits.

[ voice ] shockheadedpete December 2 2009, 00:49:42 UTC

Wh-...I ain't!

[ voice ] boomboombatshit December 2 2009, 00:50:49 UTC

Yes you are you brilliant pervy yank.

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unnamed_nothing December 2 2009, 00:28:51 UTC

Hm. Someone should secure Stark Tower.

boomboombatshit December 2 2009, 00:41:25 UTC

What the fuck is that. CORRECTION: WHERE the fuck is that.

unnamed_nothing December 2 2009, 00:44:38 UTC

Skyscraper with a gaping hole.

It's pretty hard to miss.

boomboombatshit December 2 2009, 00:46:57 UTC

HAHAHAHAHA is that the thing that Tank did in?

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