MAXIMUM ELECTRONICA

Nov 29, 2009 01:24

When I give you a new body, I full well expect you to keep it. None of this 'getting your old body back' nonsense. It's more than ungracious, it's downright rude.

[any characters that had been turned into robots get a very mild electric shock (nothing compared to the ones that signalled power losses or changes) and find themselves back to their ( Read more... )

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capemods November 29 2009, 06:40:31 UTC
Oh, little pawn. When I take action, you will know it.

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this comment doesn't exist notsoloyal November 29 2009, 06:32:12 UTC
[But Shockwave is now semi-ranting in the lab trying to figure out how to make things work permanently.]

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this comment doesn't either loltraitorlol November 29 2009, 06:35:01 UTC
[but Starscream is probably ranting with you]

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these comments will never exist notsoloyal November 29 2009, 06:37:40 UTC
[The stupid program is getting in our way. Let us invent a way around it.]

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never ever loltraitorlol November 29 2009, 06:38:35 UTC
[Indeed, lets]

[Alternately let's kill it dead]

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only it's starscream; he rolled a one on his Wis check loltraitorlol November 29 2009, 06:36:09 UTC
How dare you! We did not ask for new bodies. How would you like it if someone turned you into a human?!

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[VOICE, VOLUME TURED UP AS HIGH AS IT GOES] loltraitorlol November 29 2009, 06:42:01 UTC
NO YOU IDIOT CHILD I WAS NOT, IF I WAS I'D BE BACK IN MY OWN BODY, I AM SIMPLY EXPRESSING DISPLEASURE AT THE STUPID EMPTY PROGRAM'S STATEMENTS, NOW KINDLY SHUT THE FRAG UP

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400yearsold November 29 2009, 06:45:21 UTC
So, you're the one in charge here.

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capemods November 29 2009, 06:51:20 UTC
Oh, heavens no! I just set the needle on its path, bobbing up and down and past. It's hardly my place to move the pieces after they're on the board.

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400yearsold November 29 2009, 06:54:24 UTC
You're the one who puts the rats in the maze. You watch as we scurry around, trying to find the reward at the end.

Is that a good metaphor?

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capemods November 29 2009, 06:56:05 UTC
Oho, this one has talent! I wouldn't say it's apt, no, but it's adequate.

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permatext stealthvirus November 29 2009, 06:55:32 UTC
Do you have a name?

Apart from "The Porter"

[YEAH TRYING TO DISTRACT YOU WHILE ATTEMPTING A CONNECTION TO ~READ YOUR BINARY~]

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[you will be sorely disappointed, ghosty] capemods November 29 2009, 07:06:55 UTC
I've found little need for another, since so few of the pawns are polite enough to ask, like you. Perhaps if you lead by example I could be brought to share such sensitive information.

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oh piss but interested anyway stealthvirus November 29 2009, 07:10:12 UTC
You want my name?

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