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[Kitty is once again in Bruce's kitchen, except this time she's not baking eight thousand cookies for the Hulk, she is struggling with making tofurkey. Seriously. Janet is also in the kitchen, quietly arguing about food quality, what should be served, how Kitty needs to do this different, etc. She is doing a good job of ignoring her.]
In case you guys don't know, I am totally going on vacation for the long weekend. That means that I am going to be unreachable except in times of EXTREME emergency such as:
1) Apocalyptic crisis
2) Skrull invasion
3) Any dead team members pop up
4) New Kids on the Block get back together
Okay? ONLY CALL ME IF YOU NEED TO. This is barring Dr. B who will probably think that I fell off a mountain and Warren, who also worries like an old man.
Since I'm going to be gone, I'm making a small dinner here at Dr. B's house tonight because no doubt everyone is going to be ridiculously lonely without me around. If anyone wants to stop by for... [there is a long pause] a semi-vegan thanksgiving, feel free.
[Jan is leaning over Kitty's shoulder and Kitty hits her hand with a spoon.]
TOO MANY COOKS IN THIS KITCHEN. GET OUT.
Jeez. I bet Martha Stewart never has this problem.
Anyway, what am I thankful for? ALL my friends here. Sam's Southern accent. Dazzler cutting a record soon (hint hint hope hope?). Warren's ridiculous vanity. Cable not killing my boyfriend. Having a not crazy, very sweet boyfriend in the first place. Roberto not getting any girls pregnant. Dr. B having no serious nervous breakdowns. Having a job, not having to wear a mask about getting smacked in the face with candy, getting my driver's license...
The list goes on and on. What are YOU guys thankful for?
In case you guys don't know, I am totally going on vacation for the long weekend. That means that I am going to be unreachable except in times of EXTREME emergency such as:
1) Apocalyptic crisis
2) Skrull invasion
3) Any dead team members pop up
4) New Kids on the Block get back together
Okay? ONLY CALL ME IF YOU NEED TO. This is barring Dr. B who will probably think that I fell off a mountain and Warren, who also worries like an old man.
Since I'm going to be gone, I'm making a small dinner here at Dr. B's house tonight because no doubt everyone is going to be ridiculously lonely without me around. If anyone wants to stop by for... [there is a long pause] a semi-vegan thanksgiving, feel free.
[Jan is leaning over Kitty's shoulder and Kitty hits her hand with a spoon.]
TOO MANY COOKS IN THIS KITCHEN. GET OUT.
Jeez. I bet Martha Stewart never has this problem.
Anyway, what am I thankful for? ALL my friends here. Sam's Southern accent. Dazzler cutting a record soon (hint hint hope hope?). Warren's ridiculous vanity. Cable not killing my boyfriend. Having a not crazy, very sweet boyfriend in the first place. Roberto not getting any girls pregnant. Dr. B having no serious nervous breakdowns. Having a job, not having to wear a mask about getting smacked in the face with candy, getting my driver's license...
The list goes on and on. What are YOU guys thankful for?