Alright, listen up: story time. Having figured out all the plugs and whatsits from the booklet of Exed-Box instructions, I went down to the store and asked the clerking person to recommend me something with guns in it. The first thing he picked out was upwards of fifty greenbacks, and no way on God's earth am I paying that much for anything petty I could conceivably steal, so I made him go back and get me something cheaper.
[He holds up a box- it's
Call of Duty 3. He has to move it around a bit to make sure the label's showing. ]
He said this was some sort of prototype version, so that's why it's cheaper. So I've been sitting and I've been playing this game for the last sum of hours, and I get to the part where you've got your guy holed up at the Falaise Gap. And that's when I really lost it, this thing's got no authenticity to it!
For one, why'd they take out the death ray? That was the most important thing in that battle, the death ray! Whysoever would they take it out! We almost lost 'cause of the damned red corpse-light, coming from across the Dives. Cripes. And the button on the controller ain't like a real trigger at all. I tried to call up their number to complain, but nothing doing.
And for information purposes: what's the one thing you wish someone'd told you when you got here, so you wouldn't've had to figure it for yourself? I'm thinking of making up a supplement to those guides that've floated around.