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[theheterodyne]

Hello, everyone! If you haven't met me before, my name is Agatha Heterodyne, and I'm the owner of the Spark Roast coffeeshop at [location

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[iron_fister]

I don't have to wear a uniform, do I?

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[theheterodyne]

Hah. I haven't decided yet.

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[iron_fister]

I refuse to wear any shorts.

Or ridiculously colored clothes.

In fact, let's just skip the uniform.

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[theheterodyne]

Oh, fine.

[ascending_angel]

Coffee?

Lady, you just said the magic word.

[theheterodyne]

Stop by sometime, then.

[iron_fister]

We also deliver!

[attackbackpack]

You're alright! That's a relief. I was kinda worried with the whole... uh... y'know, this week.

Sorry I didn't come in to work or anything.

[theheterodyne]

It's quite all right. The store was closed for most of it, really.

I was finally able to get some projects finished, though. I'll have to show you next time you're in!

[attackbackpack]

Sure thing. I should be back Monday.

It's cool of you to offer free coffee to everybody. I mean, they probably need it.

[theheterodyne]

It was mostly Danny's idea, actually.

[seyfertsalvage]

Got any herbal teas... or something that's good for a headache?

[theheterodyne]

Yes, actually!

We carry a pretty large variety of teas in addition to coffee.

[seyfertsalvage]

Good... I could use a bite to eat as well if you have any food.

I'm a little strapped for cash but if you need someone to wash dishes tonight... I could help.

[theheterodyne]

Oh, I'll get you set up with something to eat, too. Come on over!

[hackeralastair]

Wait wait...

Free coffee for a month?

Seriously?

[theheterodyne]

Haha, I knew you'd be interested.

Yes, within reason, by which I mean I'll make faces at you if you ask for twenty cups all at the same time.

[hackeralastair]

Hey, hey. I can't hold twenty cups at the same time. Take that however you want, too.

I'll be good, really. But you're gonna keep me fueled at work, and for that I'm grateful.

[theheterodyne]

Well, it'll hopefully make some things a little easier to bear for some people, so I don't mind.

You're very welcome.