7th heaven. voice.

[shawnedium]

I don't know if everyone's familiar with Batman starring Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson (not as good as Batman Forever, but I digress)--I'll get quick to the point. Wear a surgical mask. Heavy scarf. Gas mask. Bucket over your head. Just...something you'd normally wear if say, poisonous gas was leaked into the atmosphere. Not saying that it has

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[hellcommander]

I just so HAPPEN to have a gasmask! How convenient.

[shawnedium]

SMART MAN!

[hellcommander]

They're a classic.

[shawnedium]

By classic, I assume vintage and in mint condition?

[meowminx]

...what.

[shawnedium]

Should I meow it at you?

[meowminx]

No. You're talking about those movies other people have mentioned?

[shawnedium]

There's a clown on the loose and a warning I couldn't put any clearer and you're worried about the Batman franchise.

[wantbetterworld]

I don't suppose this could have anything to do with a certain psychopathic clown, would it?

[shawnedium]

Now what would make you think that?

[wantbetterworld]

Call me prejudiced, but it might just be the fact that he's a sodding homicidal clown.

Exactly why should we bother wearing any of this at all?

[shawnedium]

I'm sighing dramatically over here, trust me.

Joker venom? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

[shawnedium]

Got my bucket and everything.

[shawnedium]

Hey, Miss Kitty here says surgical masks won't work and I'm running low on gas masks.

[fuuuuuuuck]

Wait. You're seriously using the words "good" and "Batman Forever" in the same sentence?

[shawnedium]

Two words: Val Kilmer.

[fuuuuuuuck]

I'm not sure Iceman helps your case. And it's a dubious case.

[shawnedium]

You're thinking of Batman & Robin. Val Kilmer has frickin' Tommy Lee Jones as Two-Face and Jim Carrey as--[dramatic pause]--the Riddler.

Of course, most of his riddles were lame and Two-Face's women could have been hotter, but still, Val Kilmer makes up for everything.