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[canbleadernow]

I don't want to say that this city is boring, because it's certainly never that. A little less excitement of the kind that doesn't endanger everyone's lives would be nice, actually

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[grenadeball]

suggestions on 'things to do'

drive a dirt bike off rooftops

fly to south america with only two hundred dollars and no knowledge of the language, see what happens in 48 hours

enlist a telepath and a computer dictation machine to truly stream your erratic, non-linear thoughts to paper; analyze them and/or turn them into a story, submit to penguin publishing

start a superpowered wrestling federation

start a band

grab a fuckton of those wafers you get at communion, start shoveling them down your throat, declare you are 'eating god'

learn to swing dance

find a basketball hoop in another country, attach a digital camera to the court fixed upon it, come back home, and from a random location in the street, throw a ball as hard as you can; keep doing this until you sink it

find a local wizard/witch; convince them to take you on a journey into the mystical realms that are far beyond us, shoot the shit with starbeings from beyond space and time

[deadredbird]

fly to south america with only two hundred dollars and no knowledge of the language, see what happens in 48 hours

This is a good one.

[grenadeball]

it truly is

it is a thing that has stood the test of time

and you can pick pretty much any country out of there, and SOMETHING will happen

don't just limit yourself to mexico, people

[deadredbird]

I hear in Venezuela they've made video games illegal because they cause violence. Sounds like a government in its death throes, to me.

But that may be a bit focused.

[grenadeball]

haw

any country that has the time to legislate against little hobbies is usually doing alright, structurally, at least

it's nowhere near, say, burundi in africa

throw a dart at a map of south america, wherever it lands is the country you start in

[canbleadernow]

I'll be damned, I actually like quite a few of those.

[grenadeball]

i am nothing if not a font of adventure

[canbleadernow]

I would have to agree with you there.

[grenadeball]

times new roman, 12 points

falling down the page, twisting and twirling, until the letters form the words 'GOOD TIME' and 'BLACK HOLE'

spinning until there is a portal in your page, essentially

[canbleadernow]

How very clever. I guess not all of us are blessed with the mental deficiencies you have that provide you with hours of amusement.

[grenadeball]

please, just say 'crazy'

mental deficiencies implies that i'm dumb, and that's a very different thing

[canbleadernow]

I know what I implied.

[grenadeball]

whatever, genre cliche

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