911 IS A JOKE

[grenadeball]

so hey

is some other weekly whammy going on

BIG MONEY BIG MONEY BIG MONEY NO WHAMMY NO TIME SWITCH NO WHAMMY NO ROAD WARRIOR APOCALYPSE NO WHAMMY

STOPanyway, now that i'm in jail, i figure i should do what every self-respecting inmate does

Comments

[frobocop]

Everyone's going crazy on video again, yeah.

[grenadeball]

man, this shit just never retires, does it

meanwhile, prison remains reliable, relaxing

[action]

[taughttolisten]

[Hey Tank. Have a copy of Joseph Campbell's Flight of the Wild Gander!

With a postcard of a naked lady inside.

The note on the back of the postcard reads "Epics never go out of style."]

[voice]

[semper_fi_bitch]

"I Require Beer" is as good a title as any, if you ask me.

[grenadeball]

that'd be more of an autobiography, honestly

[semper_fi_bitch]

An autobiography counts as a book, right?

[grenadeball]

not necessarily

progressive rock and surrealism would argue otherwise

[attackbackpack]

A book? Shouldn't you write about what you... want to write?

[grenadeball]

i have many things i want to write about

sex

voodoo

the black licorice nightmares that nyquil provides

how to not be a pussy motherfucker held back by your own many insecurities and self-doubts

a biography of alex trebek

and many many more

and who knows, more ideas may come from the words awkwardly shuttled out of everyone's mouth around here

[attackbackpack]

That's... that's a pretty big variety. Big range between all of those things there.

So it's more like you're trying to figure out what to write first?

[grenadeball]

pretty much

so what the fuck are you and the painting gal up to