003- [video]

[semper_fi_bitch]

[Grif's in full armor and leaning on the sill of an open window, comm in one hand as he talks to it.]

My usual zombie plan is to go to Alaska, but there are kind of a lot of zombies between here and there.

[Grif points his comm down and out the window, showing the numerous zombies milling around on the street a not inconsiderable number of

Comments

[imonabike]

If you were trying to get to Alaska wouldn't there be canadian zombies on the wa--Oh hey, not bad.

[semper_fi_bitch]

Hey, once you get far enough north, you're home free. Alaska's just a matter of preference.

[imonabike]

You said so yourself, about everything in-between.

[semper_fi_bitch]

Well, ideally, I would have a car and have left before it got to the point where the building was surrounded by zombies.

[imonabike]

I'd say this needs to be a movie, but after getting bitten the hell out of...

[semper_fi_bitch]

Oh, man, one of them bit you? You are so fucked.

[imonabike]

Can it, someone helped me out.

[semper_fi_bitch]

What, somebody has the power to cure zombie-itis? Man, no wonder this is so small-scale.

[imonabike]

I think the healer-guys can do stuff. I haven't tried my own powers on it, I can't heal myself.

[semper_fi_bitch]

Wait, you can fix up other people, but you can't fix yourself up? That's lame.

[imonabike]

Not really. I mean, I can take more damage than I coulda. Like, you know, falling off buildings and all. But if I get a godamn RPG in the face that's something else.

[semper_fi_bitch]

...How do you even figure out that you can survive falling off a building in the first place?

[imonabike]

I didn't have to, people like knocking me off buildings apparently.