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I need a spar.
High-level martial artists only, unless you wanna be the hospital for a week.
If you're not sure if you qualify, think about what it'd feel like to be stomped into the ground by a rhinoceros. Or run over by a car. Or stuffed into a laundry machine. Chew on that. 'Cause your body's gonna feel worse after a brawl with me.
Still interested? Then drop me a line.
High-level martial artists only, unless you wanna be the hospital for a week.
If you're not sure if you qualify, think about what it'd feel like to be stomped into the ground by a rhinoceros. Or run over by a car. Or stuffed into a laundry machine. Chew on that. 'Cause your body's gonna feel worse after a brawl with me.
Still interested? Then drop me a line.