[There's a man in front of the camera, sitting at a metal table, hands folded on it's surface. Looking professional. An air of superiority hovers around him as he offers the camera a cold smile. He shifts in his chair, leans towards the camera a bit, and begins.]
Let me tell you a story.
[His voice is low and deep as he talks. It would almost be
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You will fix it? Here? Ah... that would be... nice.
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In the meantime, I think you should talk to Commissioner Prime, Chief McClane or Chief Maza. They're the ones leading the police force here. We need all the help we can get!
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... Thank you, ma'am. I'll be sure to contact them.
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I'm Chief McClane. What's your name?
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You in charge?
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We've got only a handful of cops to police the whole city. We've got batshit insane assholes dressing up like clowns playing thrillkiller. We've got psychotic mad scientist bitches who dissect kids and turn them into monsters. We've got little cults of cape-wearing rainbow-flag vigilantes trying to be celebrities funded by asshole tycoons who can buy and sell public fucking opinion. We've got billionaires buying asylum inmates and jamming them chock full of fuckin' tiny robots to control their brains. We've got a bitch who can hypnotize people with her fucking voice to kidnap kids.
This job is the fucking worst. Welcome to the team.
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A wonderful conclusion. I'm sure your chief of police back home would be very proud.
Also, it doesn't matter how "good" a cop you are. I was good at what I did too. I'm here.
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I appreciate the overwhelming sense of literacy in your speech, by the way.
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Well
Good luck with the change
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