first flame
[the comm is turned on, set to voice. The user seems to have figured it out, luckily. And whoever it is taps on the microphone with a finger]
Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3... it's on, right? Well I'll say it is and go from there.
Sooo... from what I've read, it seems no one is here because they want to be and we can't go home? Well, that last part is true. Seems like even the corridors of darkness are blocked off.. somehow. But me? A hero? That Porter thing-a-doodle either has a hell of a sense of humor or even crappier aim than a dizzy blind guy.
So other than that, anything else I missed? Any other bits of the Welcome Wagon I need to hear? I COULD go on reconnaissance and figure it all out myself, but why bother when there are a ton of you who've already done the hard work for me? Oh, and the first person to give me a theory on why the dark corridors that link every single world in existence are blocked here will get a cookie. Cause I'm stumped on that one.
Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3... it's on, right? Well I'll say it is and go from there.
Sooo... from what I've read, it seems no one is here because they want to be and we can't go home? Well, that last part is true. Seems like even the corridors of darkness are blocked off.. somehow. But me? A hero? That Porter thing-a-doodle either has a hell of a sense of humor or even crappier aim than a dizzy blind guy.
So other than that, anything else I missed? Any other bits of the Welcome Wagon I need to hear? I COULD go on reconnaissance and figure it all out myself, but why bother when there are a ton of you who've already done the hard work for me? Oh, and the first person to give me a theory on why the dark corridors that link every single world in existence are blocked here will get a cookie. Cause I'm stumped on that one.