second entry. text.

[shawnedium]

So, remember that list I posted a few days ago? The one with my list of demands? Well, I think I’ve got the idea that this isn’t a hallucination (still trying to come to terms with that, thanks), but I still want-

1. A green cape. Light green. I just figured out that blue wouldn’t go with my eyes.
2. That jet pack, please Iron Man.
3. I’ll be

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[killerjoke]

Iiiiii've got a case that needs cracking.

[shawnedium]

I hope they're not briefs.

[killerjoke]

No, it's a murder mystery. A real doozy.

[shawnedium]

I'm not a defense attorney, pal.

[killerjoke]

I'm not asking for defense, chum.

[shawnedium]

I don't like working with murderers.

[killerjoke]

Oh, I don't want you to work with me. I want you to catch me.

[shawnedium]

What's the game?

[killerjoke]

I'm going to whisper a secret about where to find me next to someone. Then I'm going to kill them. You talk to the ghost and find out where I'm going to be next!

[shawnedium]

It doesn't exactly work like that.

[killerjoke]

Oh poop. You mean I killed two people already for nothing?

[shawnedium]

Well, don't you work quick.

[killerjoke]

So tell me, pork chop, how do things work?

[shawnedium]

I can't pull spirits at random. It helps if I have a name. Or two.

[killerjoke]

I'll make sure no one takes the wallets.

[shawnedium]

How considerate of you.