entras de uno. voice.

[shawnedium]

So, hypothetically, if I am in a new alternate dimension with a bunch of super heroes, where's all the flying and doomsday plots? I mean, I admit I wasn't exactly paying attention the whole time Gus took me to see that movie one time except that guy's nipples were really freaky and perky like little apple stems, but I digress--

I'm impressed with

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[Voice: Japanese] Renji's heard some stuff from Lassiter.

[squad6lt]

So... wait, you're the psychic that Lassiter was talking about? Hmmm... I have some questions if you've got the time.

[Voice: English] He has no idea what you're saying.

[shawnedium]

Yes. Lassiter. Yes.

[Voice: Japanese forever] Wow you're fast.

[squad6lt]

What? Now I'm getting a headache.

[Voice: English forever] I'M LIGHTNING.

[shawnedium]

...uh. HABAJIGOLOGGINNAGANOKONICHIWA LASSITER?

Re: [Voice: English forever] I'M LIGHTNING.

[squad6lt]

I'm not Lassiter. I'm Renji Abarai of Squad 6.

[shawnedium]

Ahhh! Ohio, ohio.

Chopsticks.

Renji's laughing at the attempts of Shawn to speak Japanese.

[squad6lt]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

But seriously, we're not in Ohio. We're in some crazy New York wannabe city.

[shawnedium]

East Coast? We're in New York? Is that what you're saying, Lassie?

[squad6lt]

I. Am. Not. Lassiter.

[shawnedium]

I meant the dog, by the way. Though I can understand how you would come to that conclusion. I mean.

The hair.

[squad6lt]

What about my hair?

[shawnedium]

Gracias.

[squad6lt]

OK, now I'm seriously confused. You want to speak a language this piece of junk can actually translate?

[shawnedium]

...origami?

[squad6lt]

Now that makes a little bit of sense. I love origami. Can't fold worth crap, but my Captain makes good ones.

[A beat, clearly he's lost track of the convo.]

What were we talking about again?

[shawnedium]

...that was a question, right?