entras de uno. voice.

[shawnedium]

So, hypothetically, if I am in a new alternate dimension with a bunch of super heroes, where's all the flying and doomsday plots? I mean, I admit I wasn't exactly paying attention the whole time Gus took me to see that movie one time except that guy's nipples were really freaky and perky like little apple stems, but I digress--

I'm impressed with

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[meowminx]

Your own personal what?

[shawnedium]

Catwoman. Felinegirl. Feisty little number in a PVC catsuit. I draw the line at cougars, however.

[meowminx]

How do you feel about asskickings?

[shawnedium]

I'm sensing that I've hit a nerve.

[meowminx]

I'm Catwoman. And you can forget about whatever movie you saw back home.

1/2

[shawnedium]

...wait, like. Michelle Pfeiffer? Like...wait.

[shawnedium]

...IS THAT YOU, MISS KITT?

[meowminx]

No. My name is Selina.

[shawnedium]

...they're not making a new Batman movie already, are they?

[meowminx]

Not an actress. Not playing a part. I'm a real person, thanks.

I wonder if this is how Obi-Wan feels about this crap.

[shawnedium]

Ooo, method actress. I like that. Do you carry the whip around all day or do you save that for the rooftops?

[meowminx]

Someone's going to kill you very very quickly and I don't think I'll be shedding any tears.

[shawnedium]

On one hand, it would mean waking up. On the other--Catwoman.

[meowminx]

You're not asleep, moron. You're in an alternate reality.

[shawnedium]

Yeah, that's funny. Heh.

Though like I've said, I'm impressed with my mind. I wonder what I was eating before this...

[meowminx]

[Annoyed sound and then she disconnects.]