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[The communication device has been tossed onto the counter of the apartment, knocking it online. It's angled to view Soundwave setting down a paper bag of groceries to the kitchen table before he sorts it out -- rather extremely neatly at that.]

[He stops suddenly, looking trouble. His face scrunches up, an odd expression on his face considering

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[voice]

[blk_arachnia]

[she sounds amused]

Oh my~ Sound like someone has caught a cold.

[video]

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[FLAT LOOK.]

AFFIRMATIVE.
CONCLUSION: VIRUS.
IT WOULD BE UNFORTUNATE IF I GAVE IT TO YOU, BLACKARACHNIA.

[Voice forever]

[blk_arachnia]

[oh that makes her laugh]

Oh that would be unfortunate.

VIDYA FOREVS

[allshock_notalk]

INDEED.

[text]

[allshock_notalk]

Recommendation: Cry me a river. Perhaps your complaint will become valid.

[text]

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I do not appear to be oozing.

Pills. Verfication: Medication?

[action // voice picked up by 'wave's comm]

[loltraitorlol]

[from Starscream's room] PRIMUS SLAG IT, SOUNDWAVE, THAT WAS OUR CUPS AGAIN.

We really need to get plastic cups

[comes out of his room]

And the television, oh Vector Prime...

[action // voice picked up by 'wave's comm]

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[Faint sigh as he sweeps up glass.]

I AM AWARE, LORD STARSCREAM.
THIS WILL BE REMEDIED AS SOON AS--

[Nose twitches a little, covers it. Looks vaguely displeased.]

AS SOON AS I AM ABLE.

[action // voice picked up by 'wave's comm]

[loltraitorlol]

[actually... helping. to clean up the glass. what is this.]

Fragging human forms; fragging viruses

You'd better not be contagious.

...

[inches away slowly]

[action // voice picked up by 'wave's comm]

[allshock_notalk]

[Blinks. ...What. What, he's getting help?]

UNKNOWN.
RECOMMENDATION: FOR LORD STARSCREAM TO KEEP HIS DISTANCE.
I WILL ATTEMPT TO DEAL WITH THE VIRUS WHEN I AM ABLE.

[voice]

[olcountrydoc]

You all right there?

[voice]

[allshock_notalk]

STATUS IS CONCLUDED THAT IT IS LIKELY I AM INFECTED WITH SOME SORT OF VIRUS.
THE DETAILS OF THIS VIRUS IS UNKNOWN TO ME.

[Faint sniff.]

[voice]

[olcountrydoc]

Looks like a cold to me. A cold that breaks glasses.

[voice]

[allshock_notalk]

MY ABILITY: TO CONTROL SOUND.
...
THEREFORE. MY SNEEZE HAS AN UNFORTUNATE SIDE EFFECT, IT APPEARS.
RECOMMENDATIONS?

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SOUNDWAVE ARE YOU ALRIGHT_

[VOICE]

[allshock_notalk]

...
I APPEAR TO BE INFECTED WITH A VIRUS.
TO MY KNOWLEDGE IT IS NOT DEADLY.

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HAVE YOU DETERMINED
THE SOURCE OF THE INFECTION_

[VOICE]

[allshock_notalk]

NEGATIVE.
IT IS UNKNOWN TO ME AT THIS TIME.