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[x17, voice, Filtered from Police Most Wanteds]

Sep 14, 2009 20:40

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I just wanted to report that Mr. Cameron Hodge attacked me on my way home from the grocery store last night. I tried to apprehend him but he... got away. He threatened both Ms. Dazzler and Mr. Warren Worthington by name, and he was really really obsessed with Mr. Warren and... I'm sorry I couldn't stop him.

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[POLICE FILTAH] frobocop September 15 2009, 00:49:07 UTC

What did he do?

[POLICE FILTAH] littleprovolone September 15 2009, 01:33:05 UTC

Nothing too awful. Nothing permanent, anyway. He caught me walking home from getting my groceries, told me that he was going to attack Ms. Dazzler and maybe Mr. Warren, and when I told him I was going to arrest him, he sprayed me with this green goo and I couldn't move. He threw me around a bit, then walked away.

[POLICE FILTAH] frobocop September 15 2009, 01:35:49 UTC

Jesus Christ. Did you keep any of the stuff he used?

[POLICE FILTAH] littleprovolone September 15 2009, 01:45:55 UTC

I.. uh.. oh. I think... there might still be some on my clothes. I didn't... really...

[POLICE FILTAH] frobocop September 15 2009, 01:49:25 UTC

Hey. It's fine. You know where forensics is.

[POLICE FILTAH] littleprovolone September 15 2009, 01:52:07 UTC

Oh! Yes. Of course. Silly me. I kind of forgot.

Thank you, Ms. Jackson.

[POLICE FILTAH] frobocop September 15 2009, 01:55:07 UTC

You don't need to thank anyone. It'll just be helpful if we know what he used.

[THIS IS HER BEING NICE OKAY]

Don't freak out.

[POLICE FILTAH] littleprovolone September 15 2009, 01:56:56 UTC

... He shot it from his mouth.

And I'm not. I kind of already did that yesterday.

[POLICE FILTAH] frobocop September 15 2009, 01:59:59 UTC

[WHAT EVEN] Seriously. What the hell is he?

Okay.

[POLICE FILTAH] littleprovolone September 15 2009, 02:02:14 UTC

I... I don't know, Ms. Jackson! He had a gun in his mouth that shot the goo, and it made me slow down. I could barely move. He then transformed into this... this thing! I don't even know how to describe it! But it had tentacles, and he used those to toss me around a bit.

[POLICE FILTAH] frobocop September 15 2009, 02:10:17 UTC

[REALLY

LONG SILENCE

PUNCTUATED BY SCRATCHING SOUNDS BECAUSE OF COURSE SHE IS WRITING EVERYTHING DOWN AND HOW IS SHE EVEN SUPPOSED TO RESPOND TO THAT.......]

Holy shit. Do you have any idea why he would pick you?

[ANOTHER PAUSE HELLO THIS IS AWKWARD]

Are you going to be okay?

[POLICE FILTAH] littleprovolone September 15 2009, 02:16:48 UTC

I... I honestly don't know. I was never anything but polite to him, even when he was being horribly racist against the mutants.

[Mary appreciates that you're trying, honest]

Uhm, I will be, I think. I'm just a bit shook up right now. I'm... not used to people beating me, I guess.

[POLICE FILTAH] frobocop September 15 2009, 02:20:29 UTC

[ohhhhhhhh shit wait one second]

Wait. Were you powered-up?

[POLICE FILTAH] littleprovolone September 15 2009, 02:22:48 UTC

When he spit the green goo at me? Yeah. I told him I was going to arrest him, and I charged, and he spit that stuff at me and I suddenly felt like I was trying to swim in molasses or something.

[POLICE FILTAH] frobocop September 15 2009, 02:28:06 UTC

Mary, we really need to analyze it. Get down there.

[POLICE FILTAH] littleprovolone September 15 2009, 02:36:57 UTC

... All right, I will. Will you be there, Ms. Jackson?

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