Sep 13, 2009 10:33
[Kitty is looking out of sorts-- circles under her eyes, a post it or two in her hair-- someone hasn't gotten sleep in quite some time. She is sitting in front of a computer and looking quite cranky.].
Okay, so, I know that whatever Dr. Banner is researching must be extremely valuable to certain individuals from various companies. It's even understandable that you would want to steal his work. Important files, experiments-- yeah, I get it. He's a genius and will probably cure cancer in between taking hits off of his inhaler. You probably even though that hey, he only has like, two people working for him, a kid and a nice looking woman, so they won't try to do anything if you try to steal his stuff. I mean, what can two little ladies do, right? It's not like we're Stark Technologies or anything, right? RIGHT?
YOU ARE SO WRONG.
Whoever tried to hack into this computer, I hope you enjoy "alternative" pornography because you just downloaded a terabyte of it onto your hard drive at work. You also may or may not have downloaded a sex video with a guy who looks suspiciously like Tony Stark. I wonder what the boss will think of that, hmmm????
DO NOT TRY TO OUTHACK ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
Can't... sleep... must sit by... computer forever...
† kitty pryde | shadowcat