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yippiekiyay August 18 2009, 22:15:00 UTC
Come on downtown, you ugly pile of shit, you wanna be next to your butt-buddy so bad. Let's see how you like a flamethrower up your ass.

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permavoice antiduality August 18 2009, 22:16:12 UTC
Them's fightin' words!

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Re: permavoice yippiekiyay August 18 2009, 22:18:26 UTC
Damn right they are, Cletus. You fuckhead.

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antiduality August 18 2009, 22:20:20 UTC
OOOOOH the big ol' shitkickin' motherfucker Chief a' Police is on my ass again! Gonna save everyone like ya did last time?

[and he's totally heading downtown now]

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yippiekiyay August 18 2009, 22:43:56 UTC
[gets a trace ordered on the comm, rounding up as many cops as he can in the station to get ready to converge on wherever he pops up]

Once you're burnt to a crispy golden brown, I consider a lot of motherfuckin' people saved, you redneck shitstain.

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antiduality August 18 2009, 22:59:44 UTC
Hahahaaa, boy, you done did it again!

[on his way. switch to action or - ?]

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private EVEN THOUGH THE DOUCHE WILL JUST RESPOND PUBLICLY ANYWAY pullingyourlegs August 18 2009, 23:06:15 UTC
You don't learn at all, do you? What a shame.

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private HE'S TOO BUSY BEING A RETARD SO HE LETS THAT FILTER ALONE antiduality August 18 2009, 23:09:56 UTC
Bitch, the fuck're you doin' here?!

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yippiekiyay August 18 2009, 23:06:58 UTC
[Sure! Do we get to actually bag him, or are we going fighty-fight get-away time?]

Time to finish the job this time!

He rushes out the door with whoever he can bring with him, sending out the notice over the cop channels. Hoping he can stop this quick once it's started...

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[action] antiduality August 18 2009, 23:09:15 UTC
[ ooc: I thinnnnk Gabbie might be wanting to do something to him with Norman soonish? Otherwise I'd totally let him get caught, but for now I guess it's just the flamethrower up the ass :) ]

[bam, he's there, un-Spidey-costumed and flailing his tentacles around.]

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[action] yippiekiyay August 18 2009, 23:23:34 UTC
[S'all good! Whatever works!]

[This time, McClane's brought out one of the SWAT team heavy rollers, which should be a lot more difficult for this prick to pick up and chuck around like he's seen him do before. Trying to ignore the thought of Hans Fucking Gruber ordering the missile blast on those poor cops rolling around in something just like this outside of Nakatomi. Time to get this fucker's attention with a bullhorn-sounding PA.]

Hey Asshole!

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[action] antiduality August 18 2009, 23:39:26 UTC
[he's eyeing the car, but then glances back over McClane]

Hey, STUPID asshole!

[and there's a fire hydrant, being smashed to the side and effectively knocked out of the ground, sailing toward him. also, BLAST OF WATER INTO THE SKY.]

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[action] yippiekiyay August 19 2009, 02:50:35 UTC
McClane drives the rover forward, popping out the turret on top, emptying a hail of machine gun fire at the ugly shitbag, to back him away from that water.

"CHEW ON THIS, you hillbilly fuck!"

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[action] antiduality August 19 2009, 03:01:01 UTC
[he backs up, yes, catching the bullets within his symbiote and churning them around. ew.]

HAHAHA! GONNA HAVE TA TRY HARDER'N THAT, FUCKER!

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[action] yippiekiyay August 19 2009, 06:38:17 UTC
[The rover bulls foward while he's catching bullets and, yeah, it's probably gonna try to run his ass over.]

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[action] antiduality August 19 2009, 13:57:53 UTC
[ he smashes a few tentacles in it, which rocks it a bit, but he still gets hit and sent flying back a few feet. ]

Didn't know we was playin' bumper cars!

[ so he backs up and then hurls himself at it, trying to knock it over. ]

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