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SO. Goin' to war, huh?
Cool.
[Behind him, a backdrop unrolls, which reads "WACKY WEASEL'S WEAPONS WAREHOUSE" in bright blue and yellow, and some cheesy western music starts. And Weaz puts on the shit-eatingest grin ever to exist and starts talking really fast in a twangy accent.]
COME ON DOWN TO WACKY WEASEL'S WEAPONS WAREHOUSE!
We got handguns!
We got shotguns!
We got stun guns!
We got bladeguns!
We got Lugers we got launchers we got Walthers we got Wall guns!
An AK-47! Another AK-47! And another AK-47! We got so many AK-47s they're COMING OUT OF OUR EARS. We're here to fill all your AK-47 needs!
Sub-machine guns! Sub-sub-machine guns! SUPER SIZE SUPER SEXY SUB-MACHINE GUNS! Nineteen ninety five only nineteen ninety five that's right you heard me NINETEEN NINETY FIVE plus tax title and up front fees.
Want a sniper rifle? BOY HAVE I GOT A SNIPER RIFLE FOR YOU just look at this little baby this'll put a bullet in somebody's eyeball at seven hundred paces yessirree!
MAYBE YOU WANT TO OVERCOMPENSATE well that's okay we don't judge here at Wacky Weasel's if so my friend you want your standard model Big Fuckin' Gun that'll level Cleveland and still not recoil hard enough to shatter your collarbone!
IN-HOUSE FINANCING AVAILABLE! BAD CREDIT? NO CREDIT? NO FUCKING WAY!
Come on down, offers end soon!
[He finishes up just as the western music stops, and then with one last really scary sort of grin, the camera cuts out.]
((Weaz is out to make a buck. WAR PROFITEERING IS FUN KIDS. These are weapons that he's made himself, on his own time, with his own materials. They are QUALITY weapons and they are for sale. He will give you his address only if he trusts you. :D))
Cool.
[Behind him, a backdrop unrolls, which reads "WACKY WEASEL'S WEAPONS WAREHOUSE" in bright blue and yellow, and some cheesy western music starts. And Weaz puts on the shit-eatingest grin ever to exist and starts talking really fast in a twangy accent.]
COME ON DOWN TO WACKY WEASEL'S WEAPONS WAREHOUSE!
We got handguns!
We got shotguns!
We got stun guns!
We got bladeguns!
We got Lugers we got launchers we got Walthers we got Wall guns!
An AK-47! Another AK-47! And another AK-47! We got so many AK-47s they're COMING OUT OF OUR EARS. We're here to fill all your AK-47 needs!
Sub-machine guns! Sub-sub-machine guns! SUPER SIZE SUPER SEXY SUB-MACHINE GUNS! Nineteen ninety five only nineteen ninety five that's right you heard me NINETEEN NINETY FIVE plus tax title and up front fees.
Want a sniper rifle? BOY HAVE I GOT A SNIPER RIFLE FOR YOU just look at this little baby this'll put a bullet in somebody's eyeball at seven hundred paces yessirree!
MAYBE YOU WANT TO OVERCOMPENSATE well that's okay we don't judge here at Wacky Weasel's if so my friend you want your standard model Big Fuckin' Gun that'll level Cleveland and still not recoil hard enough to shatter your collarbone!
IN-HOUSE FINANCING AVAILABLE! BAD CREDIT? NO CREDIT? NO FUCKING WAY!
Come on down, offers end soon!
[He finishes up just as the western music stops, and then with one last really scary sort of grin, the camera cuts out.]
((Weaz is out to make a buck. WAR PROFITEERING IS FUN KIDS. These are weapons that he's made himself, on his own time, with his own materials. They are QUALITY weapons and they are for sale. He will give you his address only if he trusts you. :D))