Chapter Four
[A video post, footage shows Duke sitting on the back seat of a white convertible, courtesy Tank Girl and holding an array of makeshift weapons. Things such as baseball bats, shovels, steak knives, and a power washer. The car is parked and sitting outside of the MAC, the washer is hooked up to a nearby hose. "No sympathy for the Devil" by the Rolling Stones is playing on loop through the car radio, and a case of beer is beside him in the back seat.]
Now this is a superior machine. Technology at it's finest, and I'm about to put this baby to good use. If this is the end of the world, I'm going down fighting. Any looting, raging, homoerotic lunatic that comes my way is in for it.
For Tank, because I didn't want you to think I wouldn't keep my promise, and in case I die tonight, I made sure to get you a sun hat. If you're unhappy and I manage to survive tonight, I'll look for a different one... but until then...
COME ON, SHITEYES, I JUST DROPPED ACID AND I'M SEEING MOUNTAIN LIONS. CROSS ME IF YOU DARE YOU SONS OF WHORES AND I PROMISE YOU I WILL MAKE YOU REGRET THE VERY DAY YOU WERE CONCEIVED.
I AM LONO!
Now this is a superior machine. Technology at it's finest, and I'm about to put this baby to good use. If this is the end of the world, I'm going down fighting. Any looting, raging, homoerotic lunatic that comes my way is in for it.
For Tank, because I didn't want you to think I wouldn't keep my promise, and in case I die tonight, I made sure to get you a sun hat. If you're unhappy and I manage to survive tonight, I'll look for a different one... but until then...
COME ON, SHITEYES, I JUST DROPPED ACID AND I'M SEEING MOUNTAIN LIONS. CROSS ME IF YOU DARE YOU SONS OF WHORES AND I PROMISE YOU I WILL MAKE YOU REGRET THE VERY DAY YOU WERE CONCEIVED.
I AM LONO!