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Aug 02, 2009 18:07

What the FUCK is going on?!

† john mcclane | n/a

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russianreverse August 3 2009, 01:13:15 UTC
Related to this, no doubt. And the various other omens we've had regarding demonic possession and/or Raven.

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yippiekiyay August 3 2009, 01:16:35 UTC
... Raven? That chick that we kept on lockdown for a while? Didn't she get possessed to kill people or something back then? What the fuck?

Who are you?

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all this is text russianreverse August 3 2009, 01:20:26 UTC
Raven, i.e. #18878046. There have been several posts hinting at something for a while now. I urged Stark to find some kind of magician who could make sure he was alright, but well, things are as they are

I'm Natasha.

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yippiekiyay August 3 2009, 01:26:50 UTC
Thanks, Natasha.

So this magic shit or Satan shit? We need Doug Henning or God on this one?

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justgetgreener August 3 2009, 01:16:07 UTC
Mass copulation, from the looks of things. Riots and, worst of all, over-eating.

Isn't it wonderful?

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yippiekiyay August 3 2009, 01:17:01 UTC
It's a fucking nightmare! Who the hell are you?

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justgetgreener August 3 2009, 01:18:41 UTC
The Wicked Witch of the West. There's no need to shout.

Who are you?

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yippiekiyay August 3 2009, 01:20:18 UTC
Jesus Christ, you're not kidding, are you?

The goddamn Wizard of Oz.

I'm in fucking hell.

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bossisawitch August 3 2009, 01:16:19 UTC
I don't know! But I don't think the file girl can do a lot here, boss.

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yippiekiyay August 3 2009, 01:18:03 UTC
Stay inside. Don't watch anything. Find Bolton and play Monopoly or something.

Chances are you're gonna be SWAMPED with complaints to file whenever this shit dies down.

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take_theride August 3 2009, 01:18:22 UTC
ALL FUCKING HELL'S GONE LOOSE, MAN. ARM YOURSELF TO THE TEETH, THIS IS GOING TO GET UGLY.

FUCK, WHO AM I KIDDING? THIS IS UGLY AS FUCK ALREADY.

SOMEONE GET ME A FIREHOSE...I'M TAKING THOSE FUCKERS OUT.

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LOVE yippiekiyay August 3 2009, 01:26:01 UTC
Stay in your HOUSE! Don't go ANYWHERE, but be ready to defend yourself!

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take_theride August 3 2009, 01:30:50 UTC
Fuck that shit, man. SOMEONE has to put an end to this, and no one else is, I will.

I might need backup though, grab whatever high-powered machine you think will make the most damage and meet me outside. This is war.

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yippiekiyay August 3 2009, 01:40:32 UTC
These are people getting MINDFUCKED, man! Some kind of fucked-up drug trip on a massive scale! DON'T go out shooting everybody!

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[voice] darkprophecies August 3 2009, 01:18:35 UTC
You are unable to figure it out yourself?

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[voice] yippiekiyay August 3 2009, 01:21:36 UTC
Mrs. Cavendish always said I was a little slow on the uptake. How about you enlighten me? First off, what happened to that nice girl who cried about the shit you made her do? Second, what is this, some kind of apocalypse shit?

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[voice] darkprophecies August 3 2009, 01:23:11 UTC
She's still here, simply not prominent. Not her fault in the least, the poor dear, but things are as they are.

Apocalypse? Hardly. That is the responsibility of another.
This is simply a lesson.

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[voice] yippiekiyay August 3 2009, 01:25:04 UTC
How 'bout cutting to the chase then, instead of letting people get slaughtered and quadrupling the amount of herpes in this town?

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