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Jul 30, 2009 19:17

[Someone is not happy. Her voice will sound familiar to many people, except that it's higher-pitched and she is obviously female. And just this side of hysterics, no matter how much she's trying to stay calm.]

Well. This is certainly unexpected, and about as fun as a crate of space barnacles ( Read more... )

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[voice] loltraitorlol July 31 2009, 00:30:55 UTC

I

I can only express puzzlement which borders on alarm.

[Video] femmescream July 31 2009, 00:31:38 UTC

What.

[Video] loltraitorlol July 31 2009, 00:32:00 UTC

...

What.

[Video] femmescream July 31 2009, 00:33:33 UTC

....

[Not amused.]

What.

[Video] loltraitorlol July 31 2009, 00:34:41 UTC

...

What in the pit are you. Is this some sort of joke?

[Video] femmescream July 31 2009, 00:36:55 UTC

[Said in the most venomous tone a femmescream clone can offer.]

...Starscream. I should've known you'd find a way to online yourself again.

[Video] loltraitorlol July 31 2009, 00:38:05 UTC

Oh great. You know me. Fan-slagging-tastic.

[sighs]

The Megatron you know. What's his alternate mode. This is a very important question.

[Video] femmescream July 31 2009, 00:40:52 UTC

I don't exactly have much of a choice in knowing you.

He's a helicopter, though I'm sure the Autobots have properly slagged him by now.

[Video] loltraitorlol July 31 2009, 00:45:00 UTC

... Ah. From Prime's universe. That explains why you seem to be a... femme. Primus, that place is confusing.

Allow me to make one thing explicitly clear - I am not the Starscream you know. My alternate mode was originally an F-16 Eagle; it is now an F-22 Raptor.

And why do you not have much choice? Are you my sister in that place, or...?

[Video] femmescream July 31 2009, 00:47:35 UTC

You have got to be cranking my gearshaft.

There's more than one of you? clones don't count

[Video] loltraitorlol July 31 2009, 00:59:24 UTC

[sigh]

No.

In my universe, Megatron transforms into a gun, the only femmes are Autobots until the Maximals and Predacons come along, and I am red, pale grey, and blue, thank you very much. Not maroon.

So yes! There's apparently SEVERAL of me.

Now explain yourself.

[Video] femmescream July 31 2009, 01:02:28 UTC

stupid colors.

Starscream made clones.

I'm one of them. And I could've done without meeting another version of him anywhere, ever.

[Video] strikes are mumbled under his breath loltraitorlol July 31 2009, 01:52:03 UTC

[SPLUTTER]

THE OTHER ME DID WHAT?!

THEN HOW THE SLAG ARE YOU A FEMME?! Slag, this must be why you're so irritatingly attractive

THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER

[Video] femmescream July 31 2009, 01:54:14 UTC

He thought it would help him beat Megatron once and for all!

We all represent different aspects of his personality. Don't ask what I am. Really, don't.

[Video] loltraitorlol July 31 2009, 01:56:01 UTC

...

You know, maybe that is a- NO NO. BAD IDEA.

... I.

Think I-

No, no, I don't think I do want to know. Soundwave will NEVER let me live this down.

Well. There's no Megatron here worth mentioning anyway, therefore, I am leader.

[Video] femmescream July 31 2009, 01:58:36 UTC

It's a terrible idea. We left him when he lost his head. Literally.

You're not the Starscream I know, but you're still Starscream. What makes you a leader?

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