Scoop Number One! [voice; Japanese *now with english text translation!]

[hittheroadjack]

Wow! This thing really doesn't have holograms! That's not cool. Oh! Right, the light is on. I need to get used to this. I wonder if it translates. I haven't brushed up on my English.

Hello, out there! I was wondering if anyone could help me! Is this the afterlife? oh I hope not, that would be really lame.Also! I was wondering if uhm, there were

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[hittheroadjack]

I think so.

It's another UNIVERSE? ....They don't have like, space travel here do they? I really should be getting back home. I mean, if they can take us here we can SURELY get back by other means?

Who's bright idea WAS this anyway?

[hittheroadjack]

Oh, I guess...I should get used to being here.

So this uh, tag thing actually has a use other than identifying people?

[hittheroadjack]

What kind of weird things happen there? Like, robberies? I mean, if it's housing full of people with powers, wouldn't you expect it to be disincentive for robbers?

Oh! I could do a documentary of people who try to break into the MAC...I'd have to be watching the doors or windows or stuff all the time though...

[hittheroadjack]

....Gender changing...? Like...but...but....
BUT I DON'T WANNA BE A BOY! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[hittheroadjack]

[Lots of sobbing, she's a bit too busy crying to hear you at the moment.]

[hittheroadjack]

[A few minutes later... a few sniffles make through her speech]

So then...uh...

But that's my only choice, right?

[hittheroadjack]

Oh. But it's really expensive to live anywhere else I would guess. Unless I lived in a box...

[hittheroadjack]

I hope so. I don't want to live in a box, or starve myself to afford to live somewhere nicer.

Should I know anything else?