[ voice; HEAVY cajun accent. ]

[52cardstud]

Well now, don't dat jus' beat all? One moment, I'm on my way to save some damned fools tryin' to take da fight to da man on his Capitol Hill -- Which they don't got no business bein' involved in in da first place, if ya ask me -- and den I feel like someone's jus' gone and turned ol'Remy here into a roulette wheel without even askin' fo' his

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[grenadeball]

OH BOY

INNUENDO

LET'S MAKE IT FUN

"SAY, IS THAT WORKPLACE OSHA APPROVED, OR IS IT JUST ME"

UNF

[52cardstud]

Ya gotta try jus' a bit harder dan dat, fille. If it ain't blatant, dey just scan over it an' t'ink you ain't bein' serious with dem.

Repeat after me: "Chere, I ain't never seen a face as enchantin' as your's. How 'bout you let me stare at it fo' awhile and forget all my worries, yeah?"

[grenadeball]

look, i explicitly said, let's make it fun, not 'let's make it obvious'

like so:

"Hey, baby. Omelettes... are made out of eggs."

MMM

[52cardstud]

'Ey, it's fun fo' me.

[ He laughs ]

Alright, alright. Lemme give it a'go -- ah: "Hey, baby. Mardi Gras ain't da only time t'experience good Cajun spices."

[grenadeball]

getting better, though i generally like dipping into the pool of opaqueness

such as:

"The book you're reading hit number one on the New York Times... on paperback."

it's not really WHAT you say, but HOW you say it

anything can be double talk for LET'S FUCK

"Abraham Lincoln... was brutally murdered."

OOH

[52cardstud]

I think I'm gonna like you, fille.

What's your name? O' should I ask: what's your name?

[grenadeball]

tank girl

as in, that's my literal, actual name

first name tank, last name girl

[52cardstud]

Enchanté, Tank.

Name's Remy, if ya haven't already gleaned it from da number'a people soundin' like they wanna string a man up thus far.

[grenadeball]

eh, it happens

i've been wanted by the entire australian army before

[52cardstud]

Lemme guess. It had somethin' t'do wit' a Tank, and the procurement there of.

[grenadeball]

well, that was part of it

not completing a mission, going AWOL, stealing a tank, stealing a whole lot of money, in that order

[52cardstud]

My kinda girl.

How'd ya pull it off? From one t'ief from another.

[grenadeball]

not thinking your shit through at all and dropping into a hazy trance is a better technique than most people give credit for

it also helps when the people you're stealing from are complete idiots

[52cardstud]

Ah, too true, too true.

Merde. Seems like I won't be gettin' da warm reception here after all.

[grenadeball]

ha, apparently not

lot of fucking people from your universe

hell, two of 'em work at my bar

[52cardstud]

Dis would be a good time, I t'ink, for Remy t'find himself a good, warm, hidey-hole.