[video]

[russianreverse]

[A blonde woman sits in a nondescript warehouse-- there are weapons on the table behind her, but no way to discern her location from the contents of the video. She speaks with a Russian accent, but nothing so thick that it prevents her from being understood

Comments

[littleprovolone]

Golly, are you new to the City? Well, welcome! I know this place is really weird and confusing, but don't worry, people here are awfully nice! My name's Mary Marvel, and it's lovely to meet you, Ms. Widow!

[russianreverse]

Hello.

Idefk how much he knows about Yelena, other than that she exists

[liverletdie]

Sorry, there's already a Black Widow in town. You might want to pick a new name, sweetheart.

nothing!

[russianreverse]

No. It is my name.

And I am no sweetheart.

That's what I thought!

[liverletdie]

No, it belongs to Natasha Romanov, and she's very protective of it.

[russianreverse]

It belongs to whoever the GRU says it does. And you clearly do not know her so well.

VOICE

[osreborn]

Hello, Black Widow.

text

[russianreverse]

Hello. Who is this?

voice

[osreborn]

[looooooong pause]

Norman Osborn.

text

[russianreverse]

Is there something wrong, Norman Osborn?

voice;

[enigmaestro]

So it seems you are Black Widow. I hadn't realized the moniker was so popular.

text

[russianreverse]

There have been many.

[enigmaestro]

Curious. I hadn't known.

You're drawing rather interesting people.

[russianreverse]

Why would I not?

[sokkasm]

Nice guns.

[russianreverse]

Not really.

[sokkasm]

In my world, the biggest weapon they ever made was a drill.

And we messed that thing up really good, cuz it was trying to drill right through the wall of Ba Sing Se.

If they had guns like that...

War? Geez. What war?

[russianreverse]

The largest weapons are not always the most effective.

And improvements in weaponry do not often lead to peace.