09 [video] (ALSO, FORWARD-DATED TO THE MORNING OF THE 19TH I FORGOT THAT TEENSY DETAIL)
[hi guys, it's atsuko! she is standing with her back to the brick wall just outside an alley (although the camera doesn't show the alley yet because y'all would kind of have a primo view of dead babies if it did), and although she's trying her darndest to sound professional and calm, she looks even more crazy mcfrazzleton than usual. her eyes are a little wider than they should be, and they keep flicking away from the camera to something offscreen. her accent is also stronger than usual.]
Morning. This is what I found on patrol today. If you're young or you get sick easy, stop watching. I'm serious. You don't want to see it.
[she pauses]
Dreiberg. That's your cue.
[the camera immediately turns toward the floor of the alley, where we have a child's angelic corpse. he could be sleeping, if it weren't for the bright black buttons sewn where his eyes should be. atsuko coughs and dan pans in on his face, to highlight this rather disturbing fact. yeah, he's pretty much her bitch.]
The body was found fifteen minutes ago. I touched the scene as little as I could, but I need forensics and CSI now. If you know who did this, come forward. If you know anything. Cops, let's talk.
[about two minutes later, a series of pictures of the corpse are attached to the post. BECK IS THIS OKAY I HOPE THIS IS OKAY]
Morning. This is what I found on patrol today. If you're young or you get sick easy, stop watching. I'm serious. You don't want to see it.
[she pauses]
Dreiberg. That's your cue.
[the camera immediately turns toward the floor of the alley, where we have a child's angelic corpse. he could be sleeping, if it weren't for the bright black buttons sewn where his eyes should be. atsuko coughs and dan pans in on his face, to highlight this rather disturbing fact. yeah, he's pretty much her bitch.]
The body was found fifteen minutes ago. I touched the scene as little as I could, but I need forensics and CSI now. If you know who did this, come forward. If you know anything. Cops, let's talk.
[about two minutes later, a series of pictures of the corpse are attached to the post. BECK IS THIS OKAY I HOPE THIS IS OKAY]