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[littleprovolone]

BOOSTER GOLD!

I like to think that I'm a really easy person to live with. I try to just live and let live, and I don't mind a lot of things that you do.  I can forgive your really really late hours, I can forgive that you always come home noisily and wake me or B.F. up, I can forgive the fact that you never clean up the kitchen when you eat, and

Comments

[mismanage]

Well you certainly told him.

[littleprovolone]

... Uhm, thanks? I just don't know if he's going to listen to me or not.

1/2

[mismanage]

HMMMM.

2/2

[mismanage]

Not a chance.

[littleprovolone]

... You really don't think so?

[mismanage]

I'm a bloke, trust me.

[littleprovolone]

Well, what would you do, then?

[mismanage]

Well personally, I'd hex him.

But for you, try threatening him with something a little more convincing.

[littleprovolone]

I don't know how to hex people, and I don't want to be mean! He is my roommate. I mean, I could probably beat him if we got into a serious fight, but uhm... I really want to try reasoning with him first! I don't like resorting to violence and threats right off the bat.

[mismanage]

You don't actually have to follow through on your threats, you know. But I've got a feeling you'd be a terrible liar.

[littleprovolone]

I try very hard never to lie! It only winds up hurting people when you fib.

Besides, if I didn't follow through on the things I said I'd do, it'd kind of be fibbing, and people would know I didn't keep my word!

[mismanage]

Right but see this way, you get used.

[littleprovolone]

... But I don't want to be used. I just want Booster to be a little more conscientious.

[mismanage]

Constantly cleaning up after someone, being woken up at all hours of the night, being spied on in the shower? Sounds like you're being used to me.

[littleprovolone]

... I... never thought about it like that...

[mismanage]

Well, now you have. Start sticking up for yourself!