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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris’ hand can beat a Royal Flush
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour and he spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever
Chuck Norris can order an Egg McMuffin after 10:30
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings
When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion
Chuck Norris can taste lies
Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes
Chuck Norris needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris’ hand can beat a Royal Flush
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour and he spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever
Chuck Norris can order an Egg McMuffin after 10:30
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings
When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion
Chuck Norris can taste lies
Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes
Chuck Norris needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate