Lift off!

Oct 08, 2006 13:27

Finally Don Claude can report that he is in orbit around earth. This occured last friday and he have already recorded a new song in the endless depth of space. "This song is a more singer/songwriter kind of style which is made up of several parts in itself for each verse... No refrain or what so ever", he says through the bad communication phone from his rocket, "I was up all night eating Baklawa and recording... I have no lack of fun here to tell the truth".



What about the Baklawa? "Well, I decided to use it as both rocket fluel and as food. Two fleas in one smack as you know it." How is it to have no gravitation in a rocket and recording songs? "I am not affected by the non-gravitational feel of space since I have this gizmo in my ship called "gravitational puller" which makes me able to be dragged to the middle of the ship all the time. Therefor I don't need to flow around in space as a helpless piece of leave you know". What about school? "Errr, I buildt a robot to represent me down there. If something happens I got an emergency hologram that will start working when the robot starts to mailfunction."

"So far I have been able to avoid the current space fights going on out here", Don says with a bit of worry in his voice, "It's just a matter of time before the people in the conflict starts to shoot me. In this conflict we have the Wollo's, some other humans, moon rocks, harmonicas and space elephants trying to get the capitol of satellites earth possess."

"But I am not worried, I got a special defense system, a mix of the ice-cream flavour Rocky Road and Strawberry-green lime fudge that no one wanted. It will make the attackers weapon to clog if they attack me. No need to fight, except they would board me."

So far no one can't see his vessel since he is hiding behind the moon. But Don Claude have stated that he will get out of there if necessary. Until then people can start worrying for him as he is drifting along the emptiness of space searching for the concept of his new record, while recording it, unknown to anybody else.

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