Eating Straw

[cap_scaleman]

Dear journal, today I didn't get out as I thought I would since I didn't get out yesterday either. But I need to finish a few songs and be isolated from the rest of the world for a while as I fear I won't stay with anybody I would encounter that I would know for long. Therefor I will stay home the rest of the day writing while listening to Go Down

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[ultrakurtzwelle]

I like losing electricity because i've got about 20 candles, a gas stove, a heavy duty lamp, 20 packs of cigarettes and 30 of matches(remnants of past hurricanes) ready to be lit up when it does go. I feel very accomplished by candlelight. Most of my furniture is made out of wood too.

eating food through a straw doesn't seem like a half-bad idea.

[cap_scaleman]

Awh, that sounds cosy! I don't mind loosing the electrocity at all really but I had decided to do important stuff with my computer and therefor it was very unfortune that the electricity would go by then. Hmm, electric-free-candle-nights should be experienced with someone else. Or?

Drinkable food! With CO2!

[silenceinspades]

20 packs of cigarettes?
you're totally prison rich.

[ultrakurtzwelle]

i just want to be stocked up for when the rapture happens in florida.

[silenceinspades]

i heartily agree that all food should be liquid. my teeth are overworked, underappreciated and deserving of some time off.

what is conan the librarian?

[cap_scaleman]

The teeths are indeed vacationless. One day they will stop working and demand a vacation for 3 million years or so.

This is conan the librarian.

[silenceinspades]

i can't get to youtube right now, but i'm going to assume that it's a link to that weird al movie.

what sort of alchohol does your family make in the bathtub in order to save money by the way?

[cap_scaleman]

Yes, that's right.

They don't but I know a few who do. A friend of mine even had a thump of "hembränt" in his locker in school. It does however taste like piss... Seriously... Plus that shit he got was maybe 2-4 times stronger than the usual "hembränt" (similar to absolut vodka, though I haven't tried vodka). My friend drank half of the thump of "hembränt" he had bought in the matter of a weekend too, before he got to know it was way stronger than the occasional hembränt.

[kohntarkosz]

i like chewing & feeling the texture of food. pasta/toast/rice/corn/shrimp/crackers/peanuts/pizza etc. through a straw?
the pictures are fun, but unless my jaw is shattered and wired shut, I will save my straws for margaritas.

[cap_scaleman]

Y'know, there was a certain kind of detachment in what I wrote. It was just a funny idea.

[kohntarkosz]

i suspected as much. it's still a funny idea.

[cap_scaleman]

Indeed. I still love feeling the texture of food in my mouth before I crush it with me teeths. Nothing can quite replace the feeling of "digging" through a smörgåstårta! It melts in your mouth!

[cactozoid]

Ice cream through a straw? That's pretty disgusting.

[cap_scaleman]

As I said, it didn't work out well. ONLY 50% succes! What about BLACK FUNGUS! You got FUNGUS?

[cactozoid]

The BLACK FUNGUS was a success, but it's overshadowed by its haunting name.

Jag förstörde dock min andra portion helt pga för mycket salt. Urgh.

[cap_scaleman]

SUCCESS!

Mohahahaha.

[cap_scaleman]

Thank you, for giving me the price of "awesomeness". :)