Do people really need info on the weekend?
SO yeah here I am working in the Info Center at school with Caca. Im so fucking tired, last night I went to Mikes house, some of the gang was there. We watch....we watch....shit I forgot but we did get high, o yeah It was The Matrix. Shit Kurt have you ever seen The Matrix when your high. Its a fucking trip man let me tell you. End up staying over at his place, bed at 4 in the morning and woke up at 7. Again my pants were missing. Fell asleep with Micky on the couch, nothing happen I hope.
Speaking of sex, I havent said anything, but now that I have only about 7 pills left, I notice that I've been extra horny since I've been taking the pills. Im talking unexpected erections out of thin are. I could be at work, doing something and then I get hard for no reason. Its driving me fucking crazy!!! Its like Im 12 all over again.
So this morning I was board, and Caca was like look at some porn. And I did, I got a hard on so quick. And then I told Caca about the pills and she was like, ok go ahead, so were both watching porn, with a hard on.
She says:
Damm Jon, you need to go and release yourself. Look at it. go Jon. Its on your left side, your gonna suffocate it. (pokes with pencil)
Me:
No what if they have cameras in the restrooms.
Caca:
They don't, just go.
Me:
No
Caca:
Fine
Me:
Ok then...........stop looking at it
Caca:
I can't its there bulging out the side of your leg.
Me:
Oh god, when I stretch, it feels good, look.
Caca:
Damm (pokes with pencil)
Me:
I can make it move, look (contracts penis muscle)
Caca:
SNAKE!!!
Jon:
LOL, Im gonna walk it off. (stands up) Now how does it look.
Caca:
Damm, cover it up, its gonna tear a hole in your pants, move it to the right side off your leg.
So Im walking, I go to the second floor, thinking to myself: theres no fucking cameras, its a violation of privacy. So I head to the restrooms, and BAM, Sarah!!! SO she talks to me for like 15 min, Im thinking good, it will go soft, WRONG, it gets harder. OMG Sarah got me hard.
SO I head back up to the Info. As I walking up the stairs, its rubbing aginst my jeans, Im almost ready to go. I have no control anymore. Walking slowly back to the Info. Caca gives me a look, "Im not even gonna ask"
So I drink some cold water and get a brain freeze, soft at last! But I've been holding back so guess what comes out.
2 more hours to go. I called Veronica and said im ready and she better be too.
FUCK JANUARY!!!
Speaking of sex, I havent said anything, but now that I have only about 7 pills left, I notice that I've been extra horny since I've been taking the pills. Im talking unexpected erections out of thin are. I could be at work, doing something and then I get hard for no reason. Its driving me fucking crazy!!! Its like Im 12 all over again.
So this morning I was board, and Caca was like look at some porn. And I did, I got a hard on so quick. And then I told Caca about the pills and she was like, ok go ahead, so were both watching porn, with a hard on.
She says:
Damm Jon, you need to go and release yourself. Look at it. go Jon. Its on your left side, your gonna suffocate it. (pokes with pencil)
Me:
No what if they have cameras in the restrooms.
Caca:
They don't, just go.
Me:
No
Caca:
Fine
Me:
Ok then...........stop looking at it
Caca:
I can't its there bulging out the side of your leg.
Me:
Oh god, when I stretch, it feels good, look.
Caca:
Damm (pokes with pencil)
Me:
I can make it move, look (contracts penis muscle)
Caca:
SNAKE!!!
Jon:
LOL, Im gonna walk it off. (stands up) Now how does it look.
Caca:
Damm, cover it up, its gonna tear a hole in your pants, move it to the right side off your leg.
So Im walking, I go to the second floor, thinking to myself: theres no fucking cameras, its a violation of privacy. So I head to the restrooms, and BAM, Sarah!!! SO she talks to me for like 15 min, Im thinking good, it will go soft, WRONG, it gets harder. OMG Sarah got me hard.
SO I head back up to the Info. As I walking up the stairs, its rubbing aginst my jeans, Im almost ready to go. I have no control anymore. Walking slowly back to the Info. Caca gives me a look, "Im not even gonna ask"
So I drink some cold water and get a brain freeze, soft at last! But I've been holding back so guess what comes out.
2 more hours to go. I called Veronica and said im ready and she better be too.
FUCK JANUARY!!!