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[canyonsiniowa]

Anyone else feeling like they're being stalked?

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[coulda_saved]

[It appears by you. OUT OF NOWHERE. You cannot run. You cannot HIDE.

♪~ I always feel like
Somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy
Whooooa, oh-oh ~♪]

[canyonsiniowa]

[Kirk stares at the money. Stares. and I die laughing.]

...

[coulda_saved]

[♪~ When I'm in the shower
I'm afraid to wash my hair
'Cause I might open my eyes
And find someone standing there
People say I'm crazy
Just a little touched
But maybe showers remind me
Of Psycho too much
That's why ~♪]

[canyonsiniowa]

[ Covers it with snow. :| ]

[coulda_saved]

[The sound is only muffled, but it will not go away so easily.

♪~ (Who's watching me)
I don't know anymore
Are the neighbors watching me
(Who's watching)
Well, is the mailman watching me
(Tell me, who's watching)
And I don't feel safe anymore
Oh, what a mess
I wonder who's watching me now
(Who)
The IRS~♪]

[canyonsiniowa]

[ This is now amusing. He picks the dollar stack up and goes to put it in someone's window. ]

[coulda_saved]

[♪~ I'm just an average man
With an average life
I work from nine to five
Hey, hell, I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone
In my average home
But why do I always feel
Like I'm in the twilight zone ~♪]

[canyonsiniowa]

[ And with this strategically placed, he goes off to run away from the creepy money. ]

[coulda_saved]

[Oh but it wants you, good sir. The music does not fade so expectantly.

♪~ When I come home at night
I bolt the door real tight
People call me on the phone
I'm trying to avoid
But can the people on TV see me
Or am I just paranoid ~♪]